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It's illegal to have sex toys in Alabama
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:35 am
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:35 am
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I can't think of a better example of how backward and fascistic this state is.
The law is unenforcible and silly because a sex toy could be made out of anything. In fact, humans are born sex toys--potentially.
Alabama has a law on the books that makes it illegal to be a human.
Yet, they are passing laws to protect the rights of embryos...in other words...goop that gets flushed down the toilet every time a women has a period.
Of course, after these unwanted babies are born, they can suffer, starve, and remain ignorant because none of the state legislature rednecks want to fund foodstamps, welfare, or education.
But that's ok. It's illegal to spice up your sex life here.
I can't think of a better example of how backward and fascistic this state is.
The law is unenforcible and silly because a sex toy could be made out of anything. In fact, humans are born sex toys--potentially.
Alabama has a law on the books that makes it illegal to be a human.
Yet, they are passing laws to protect the rights of embryos...in other words...goop that gets flushed down the toilet every time a women has a period.
Of course, after these unwanted babies are born, they can suffer, starve, and remain ignorant because none of the state legislature rednecks want to fund foodstamps, welfare, or education.
But that's ok. It's illegal to spice up your sex life here.
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Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:43 am to samson'sseed
If Alabama was only run by the large metro areas this religious fascism would end.
The problem is that the nearly uninhabited parts of the state wield a lot of power to thump bibles.
The problem is that the nearly uninhabited parts of the state wield a lot of power to thump bibles.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:43 am to samson'sseed
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Yet, they are passing laws to protect the rights of embryos...in other words...goop that gets flushed down the toilet every time a women has a period
Obviously, you survived that trauma.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:44 am to samson'sseed
quote:
It's illegal to have sex toys in Alabama
a good potential topic for a thread....
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Yet, they are passing laws to protect the rights of embryos...in other words...goop that gets flushed down the toilet every time a women has a period.
Of course, after these unwanted babies are born, they can suffer, starve, and remain ignorant because none of the state legislature rednecks want to fund foodstamps, welfare, or education.
but then you went full retard...
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:44 am to MagicCityBlazer
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If Alabama was only run by the large metro areas this religious fascism would end.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:46 am to samson'sseed
Well...they can always get them some how!
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:48 am to samson'sseed
Dumb law is dumb. They are easy to hide though. 
People will call you out on that.
Personally, I don't like abortion, but I'm not for banning it.
quote:Just FYI, an embryo and an unfertilized egg, aka oocyte, are two different things entirely.
Yet, they are passing laws to protect the rights of embryos...in other words...goop that gets flushed down the toilet every time a women has a period.
People will call you out on that.
quote:Well, they could not get pregnant, but that's too hard.
Of course, after these unwanted babies are born, they can suffer, starve, and remain ignorant because none of the state legislature rednecks want to fund foodstamps, welfare, or education.
Personally, I don't like abortion, but I'm not for banning it.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:56 am to samson'sseed
You're free to live where you want.
But I'd imagine you're the type of "guy" who can't get a job anywhere.
But I'd imagine you're the type of "guy" who can't get a job anywhere.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:07 am to samson'sseed
quote:Um. Not anymore.
It's illegal to have sex toys in Alabama
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:09 am to samson'sseed
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In fact, humans are born sex toys-
So I've been told
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:09 am to ShortyRob
They are not sex toys. They are adult novelties.
BTW - keep your kids out of Spencer's Gifts in the malls. Unbelievable some of the shite they have out for young kids to see.
BTW - keep your kids out of Spencer's Gifts in the malls. Unbelievable some of the shite they have out for young kids to see.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:09 am to ShortyRob
You might want to bring yourself up to date.
Google Huntsville Sex Toys
Google Huntsville Sex Toys
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:12 am to ShortyRob
FYI. Not a single sex toy shop shut down as a result of this law due to all the exceptions and, no one has EVER been prosecuted under it.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:14 am to samson'sseed
So, the law was passed in 1998. That's 16 years ago. How many people have been arrested for violating the law since then?
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:15 am to samson'sseed
How many people have been cited for these illegal sex toys?
Virtually every state has some silly unenforceable sex law
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Backward fricks
Virtually every state has some silly unenforceable sex law
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In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom
Backward fricks
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:33 am to ForeLSU
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ForeLSU
the metro areas of Alabama are mostly dominated by atheists and mega churches.
If you can't tell the difference between them and the fundamentalists in the backwoods I don't know what to tell you.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:36 am to RogerTheShrubber
shite. Another reason I ain't going to Bakersfield. You know they passed that law because of Buck Owens' children, right?
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:38 am to samson'sseed
quote:It's weird how you see government as the source for feeding, clothing, and educating the child after it is born. What about the child's parents?
Of course, after these unwanted babies are born, they can suffer, starve, and remain ignorant because none of the state legislature rednecks want to fund foodstamps, welfare, or education.
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:42 am to samson'sseed
Missing your dildo?
Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:44 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:This is disappointing. I like to keep my options open.
In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom
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