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re: Interesting news from Hegseth (satire)

Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:42 pm to
In other news, Don Lemon joins the military to pursue the new MOS of Erection Technician.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength...
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theballguy
I see why this was an important bit of news for you.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 2:23 pm to


I laughed.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
15754 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 2:24 pm to
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quote:
Interesting news from Hegseth
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theballguy
I am afraid to ask how you managed to 'stumble' on to "The Hard Times" website


I'm curious too. The punk rock version of the Onion.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 2:27 pm to

Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
15754 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 2:32 pm to
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Is this the new Babylon Bee?


Looking at the rest of their stuff, it's not nearly as funny as BB but this one provides.


I've followed Hard Times for years... It is mostly satire making fun of shite in the hardcore and punk rock music scenes. Considering most punk rockers are liberal, they definitely lean lib... This one made me laugh.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:33 pm to
Did they Onion change their name?
Posted by tiger789
on the bayou
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:58 pm to





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Hegseth is a weird dude





that's rich coming from you
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
8768 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:10 pm to
Comedy is not your thing obviously. Go find a global warming convention with your fellow cucks.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30978 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:36 pm to
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How would he have time to "personally" test each soldier's erection?


Middle out
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
40274 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 8:32 am to
And comedy is definitely your thing. I'm sorry this upset you.
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