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Interesting news from Hegseth (satire)
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:05 pm
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U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military is at its “absolute best” by personally checking the erection strength of all servicemen over the age of thirty, according to confused sources within the Pentagon.
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This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 1:16 pm
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:07 pm to theballguy
Humor isn't as easy as it seems.
Just goes to show you that not everyone can do what BB can do.
Just goes to show you that not everyone can do what BB can do.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:08 pm to theballguy
Only the men or the women that get erections too?
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:09 pm to theballguy
Is this the new Babylon Bee? How would he have time to "personally" test each soldier's erection? 
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:09 pm to theballguy
quote:
Interesting news from Hegseth
quote:I am afraid to ask how you managed to 'stumble' on to "The Hard Times" website.
theballguy
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:10 pm to theballguy
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:10 pm to NC_Tigah
someone posted that picture on another board. Thought it was funny.Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:11 pm to theballguy
quote:Wheew!
someone posted that picture on another board.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:11 pm to moneyg
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Humor isn't as easy as it seems.
Just goes to show you that not everyone can do what BB can do.
Nah, this shite's funny as hell. Don't care who you are.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:12 pm to theballguy
I'm not surprised at all that you find something like that funny.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:12 pm to ksayetiger
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Only the men or the women that get erections too?
I assume you've seen some of the women in the military
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:13 pm to BoarEd
I knew a lot of you humorless people here would hate it.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:14 pm to theballguy
Trying and failing to imitate the bee
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:14 pm to Tigergreg
quote:
Is this the new Babylon Bee?
Looking at the rest of their stuff, it's not nearly as funny as BB but this one provides.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:15 pm to theballguy
There is a difference between being humorless and not finding stupid shite funny.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:15 pm to moneyg
Yeah, but it's kind of on point...
Hegseth is a weird dude.
Hegseth is a weird dude.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:17 pm to VOR
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Yeah, but it's kind of on point...
Hegseth is a weird dude.
Agreed. He is trying to do the right things as SecDef but he is over the top at times. He's kind of earned being made fun of.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:18 pm to BoarEd
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There is a difference between being humorless and not finding stupid shite funny.
You seem to be taking this especially hard.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:19 pm to theballguy
Yeah, you're right. I just kicked my dog because of your retarded thread. Good job.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:19 pm to BoarEd
It doesn't make you a bad conservative to laugh at stuff directed at your boy.
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