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In order to respect the Paris agreement you can shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:55 am
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:55 am
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In order to respect the Paris agreement and save the planet, an ideal citizen must:
• Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
• Stop playing video games
• Buy three shirts max per year and two trousers
• 2 hours max of streaming per day
They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
I'm sure the ultra luxurious hotels they're staying at is very green friendly.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
So we're to be on the European bath schedule ?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
And no flying (can only fly if you are important)
No beer or red meat, either.
No beer or red meat, either.
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The "ideal" consumer in the eyes of the Paris Agreement would only make a short plane ride each year, drive no more than 5,000 kilometers a year, and would skip red meat, beer and coffee. The good news is that 120 trees would be enough to offset its emissions. Always better than burning a candle.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
They can all kiss my chocolate starfish.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
Imagine having this much of a hardon to want to control literally every single aspect of peoples' existence. 
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:58 am to stout
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you can shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
Yeah, they can suck my dick 3 times a week, 8 minutes minimum, and I might think about it.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:58 am to stout
It's just a matter of time before they start telling us what time we have to go to bed at night. And the left wingers are eating it up.
It boggles my mind how many leftists absolutely don't want to be free. It's goes against basic human nature
It boggles my mind how many leftists absolutely don't want to be free. It's goes against basic human nature
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:59 am to stout
It's in French and I have to subscribe? What the frick K?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:59 am to Broke
Google translated it for me 
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:00 am to Issa Honk
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The "ideal" consumer in the eyes of the Paris Agreement would only make a short plane ride each year, drive no more than 5,000 kilometers a year, and would skip red meat, beer and coffee. The good news is that 120 trees would be enough to offset its emissions. Always better than burning a candle.
Nah.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:01 am to stout
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stout
I've been thinking about your situation lately. I know what you are doing and why. I think it's fricking brilliant. You'll have a mansion by the time you get back home. If you decide to come home. Serious kudos to you for this move. I wish I could pull it off
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:01 am to stout
I believe the graph says you are allowed 3 "Douche" per week.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:02 am to sealawyer
It’s okay, I did well in public school. I believe 5000 kilometers is like 80,000 miles.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to Issa Honk
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skip red meat, beer and coffee
No, thanks.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to Broke
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I've been thinking about your situation lately. I know what you are doing and why. I think it's fricking brilliant. You'll have a mansion by the time you get back home. If you decide to come home. Serious kudos to you for this move. I wish I could pull it off
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to stout
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In order to respect the Paris agreement you can shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
Stereotypes are usually rooted in truth.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to stout
Is it time yet?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to stout
Why? My water is practically free. I live in a neighborhood with it's own water well. South Louisiana never runs out of water and has some of the best water quality in the world.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:04 am to stout
He had me intrigued.
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