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In a beautiful display of the sisterhood of all women, Kristen Bell rips Melania Trump

Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:53 pm
in her opening monologue at last night's SAG Awards.

Proving once again that the women's movement only cares about leftist women. And frankly, I'm not sure they even care about all leftist women.

Keep it up, Lefties. Keep alienating normal Americans. We're looking forward to 2020.

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The 2018 Screen Actors Guild Awards show was full of cracks about President Donald Trump, his wife, and all those nasty conservatives residing in Middle America.

I know what you're thinking: how original and refreshing!

Actress and proud feminist Kristen Bell, who hosted the sanctimonious show, waited a whole nine-seconds before setting up her crack at First Lady Melania Trump's expense.

“There has never been a host for this award show before," Bell said. "Yep, first time, first person, first lady. And I honestly never thought that I would grow up to be the first lady. But you know what? I kind of like it."

Then came the Melania jab: “I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”

In October, Mrs. Trump announced that she'd be fighting to stop bullying in schools. "I think it's important that we choose kindness and compassion," she said during a visit to a Detroit middle school.

The Left immediately pounced on her cause, calling out President Trump for "bullying" his opponents, though Trump himself would surely argue he's merely counter-punching his attackers.

Either way, the joke is tired, over-used, and lazy.

Bell continued to hit the Right during the painfully predictable monologue.

For example, she referred to "The Handmaid's Tale" as a "documentary," which is totally hilarious because that's only been done about 6,000 times.

She also took a swipe at the Tea Party, the movement full of those nasty conservatives who asked for the government to butt out of their lives and cleaned up their own trash at protests. "The cast from 'Get Out' is here, you guys, serving as a walking reminder that if you say 'yes' to the Tea Party, you're immediately on your way to 'The Sunken Place.'"


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Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41686 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:55 pm to
Just like Conservative black people aren't real black people, non-leftist women aren't real women, or they are such feeble victims that they can't help who they are.

Just another problem with identity politics.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:56 pm to
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Just like Conservative black people aren't real black people


We're more like 3/5ths of a black person.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:56 pm to
Nobody watched that crap
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61309 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Just like Conservative black people aren't real black people


We're more like 3/5ths of a black person.

I see what you did there.



Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40255 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:58 pm to
She hasn't been relevant his Veronica Mars and that was over 10 years ago.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:58 pm to
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Nobody watched that crap
I'm not sure it was even on TV, but I can't pass up an opportunity to put leftist hypocrisy on display.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20421 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:59 pm to
Please use Hollywood as your spokespeople Dems.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45738 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:00 pm to
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We're more like 3/5ths of a black person.

well played

oh, and,
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:00 pm to
Such bravery.

Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

We're more like 3/5ths of a black person.





nice
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:01 pm to
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TbirdSpur2010
Dammit
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34114 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:01 pm to
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Nobody watched that crap



SAG Awards up against the NFC Championship Game.

That's a shining example of strategic forethought.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:02 pm to
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That's a shining example of strategic forethought.
After the second quarter I bet the Vikings fans were watching the SAG awards
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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134026 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:04 pm to
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NoHoTiger


Howdy, ma'am **tips cap**
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22775 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:04 pm to
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“I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”


That's pretty tame considering her peers.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61309 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:04 pm to
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Actress and proud feminist Kristen Bell, who hosted the sanctimonious show, waited a whole nine-seconds before setting up her crack at First Lady Melania Trump's expense.

“There has never been a host for this award show before," Bell said. "Yep, first time, first person, first lady. And I honestly never thought that I would grow up to be the first lady. But you know what? I kind of like it."

Then came the Melania jab: “I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”

Melania's "crime" is that she said she would devote her time to trying to stop cyberbullying, but after one year cyberbullying still exists. Therefore Melania must be attacked, belittled, and humiliated.

Feel the love emanating from the sisterhood.

#marchforhate
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95754 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:05 pm to
No cracks about how Get Out got categorized as a comedy by the Golden Globes?

I guess she missed out on “recycled joke bingo”.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79203 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:06 pm to
I really wish I gave even one single flying f*ck what an ultra leftist had to say.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:09 pm to
that's it?

why do people look to get offended about every little thing these days?

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