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re: Hunter Biden Admits He Smoked Parmesan Cheese After Mistaking It for Crack

Posted on 4/4/21 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by thetempleowl
dallas, tx
Member since Jul 2008
15909 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 3:50 pm to
You understand this frick up is loved by liberals because they will say he had to fight to get to where he got to in life.

Only be didn't. He would've been so much more of he wasn't a total frick up because of his dad's political connections.

But he had more cred with liberals because he is a frick up.

I mean look at the Trump kids. They are awful. All successful, smart and well adjusted in the world.

They have no reason to talk.

Hunter is a man they will listen to.

What a fricked up world where they would listen to this f fricking disaster rather than people who haven't totally fricked up their life.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14607 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 3:56 pm to
I have a buddy who got hooked on the shite, and while he and another buddy were down on the riverfront, hitting the casino, he went over and bought some crack from this brutha, Our other buddy was pissed, and when the dude opened the foil pack in the car, it was fricking drywall. LOLOLOL


Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4521 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

I have a buddy who got hooked on the shite, and while he and another buddy were down on the riverfront, hitting the casino, he went over and bought some crack from this brutha, Our other buddy was pissed, and when the dude opened the foil pack in the car, it was fricking drywall


Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8241 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 4:12 pm to
Smoked provolone is good on a Philadelphia roast pork and broccoli rabe sandwich.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3846 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 4:26 pm to
A) lol.

B) what's the long term outlook on dealers who sell drywall?

C) what's the return on equity for looking for crack rocks on rugs that I can only assume were finely woven? Not like dude was digging for rocks in shag carpeting.

D) Did he keep going? This dude literally keep searching for rocks after smoking cheese. After how many such instances did he call it good? 5? 10?

I really picture this guy smoking crack on the same couch as he eats his pizza while pouring parm on the slice before each bite. So. You just KNOW this dude was all, "ooofff. Gonna be a long one" the morning after the super bowl when he realizes he's out of rock and has to go rug diving for crack lagniappe.
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
23499 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 4:51 pm to
So the sordid details of the entire Biden family’s treasonous graft and selling of political access has been condensed down to Hunter’s valiant struggle against addiction?

There seems to be no bottom to the lies that the Mockingbird Media will shovel upon us.




Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
23499 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 4:55 pm to
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And Chyna gave this crackhead $1.5 billion because of his “investment skills."




Yes, And Joe Biden received 80 gazillion votes.

Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
25142 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 4:58 pm to
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And this fool is sought after to be on the boards of international corporations for his business and legal prowess? Yeah right.


Given the reactions of CEO's from Delta, Apple and others to GA's new election law, I do think he would fit right in.
Posted by 2020_reVISION
Richmond,VA
Member since Dec 2020
3289 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:03 pm to
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Imagine paying $83,000 per month for someone that can't tell the difference between Parmesan Cheese and crack


He could tell...as soon as he lit it.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62002 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:07 pm to
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Imagine paying $83,000 per month for someone that can't tell the difference between Parmesan Cheese and crack


Imagine being the president of the US and saying this is the smartest man you’ve ever known!!!
Posted by 2020_reVISION
Richmond,VA
Member since Dec 2020
3289 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:08 pm to
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have to admit smoked Gouda goes good on just about any type of sandwich


If you smoked it, and it was any Gouda...you wouldn't be thinking about a sandwich.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62002 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:09 pm to
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You understand this frick up is loved by liberals because they will say he had to fight to get to where he got to in life.



If he were a tranny crackhead illegal, it would be even better!
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:10 pm to
Does he know something I don't ?


Hmmm....


Smartest person Joe Biden knows.

Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101925 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:14 pm to
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Hunter Biden Admits He Smoked Parmesan Cheese After Mistaking It for Crack


At the same time, he was getting paid a 6 figure salary by a Ukrainian energy company despite the fact that he had no energy sector experience and was literally smoking grated cheese. But that's not sketchy at all. Russian misinformation!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107054 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:20 pm to
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You understand this frick up is loved by liberals because they will say he had to fight to get to where he got to in life.

Only be didn't.


He was born with a silver spoon, that he used to cook drugs.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107054 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:24 pm to
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What a fricked up world where they would listen to this f fricking disaster rather than people who haven't totally fricked up their life.


To be fair, a lot of Dem voters can identify with him. That’s why they’re Dems.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107054 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:26 pm to
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I have a buddy who got hooked on the shite, and while he and another buddy were down on the riverfront, hitting the casino, he went over and bought some crack from this brutha, Our other buddy was pissed, and when the dude opened the foil pack in the car, it was fricking drywall.


Hunter would have still smoked it.
Posted by Harry Butter
Member since Apr 2021
25 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 5:46 pm to
He went on a bender at Olive Garden what a moron
Posted by GhostOfFreedom
Member since Jan 2021
13070 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 7:51 pm to
Smartest man Joe Biden ever met.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20797 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 7:55 pm to
A great American family, those Bidens. Drugs, affairs with each other, stiffing baby mamas, and foreign intrigue. What a picture of competency and decency.
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