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How will joe monitor our beef intake?

Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:16 am
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13178 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:16 am
I'm hearing that joe will allow us to eat only one hamburder per month.

I'm deffinatly not a joe fan, but this has got to be the dumbest story I've ever heard.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19358 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:17 am to
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beef intake


leave the gays out of this
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10919 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:18 am to
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How will joe monitor our beef intake?



Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:18 am to
Most of the liberals will smell their own farts and report directly to Biden
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42595 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:18 am to
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How will joe monitor our beef intake?


we'll have to send out poop to be evaluated/analyzed for animal proteins??

or random "stop, drop trou and poop' squads roaming the neighborhood and highways with sample collection stops like radar traps>?>?
This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 11:20 am
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:19 am to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20382 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:20 am to
I thought we were supposed to eat as many cows as possible to keep them from farting.
Posted by David_DJS
Member since Aug 2005
17888 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:20 am to
I bet a sniff is involved.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:20 am to
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How will joe monitor our beef intake?

He won't.

It will be taken care of by regulations on cattle farmers.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67910 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:21 am to

Is it beef only?

What about pork, bison, elk, deer, chicken, duck, turkey?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13178 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:26 am to
I don't think their farts cause global warming.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
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Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:28 am to
This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 11:31 am
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:30 am to
I had two hamburgers yesterday just on general principle. I didn’t even want one, but because Joe told me I can’t have any more than or I should limit my intake, I just had to go out of my way to have 2

Sorry, Greta.( Not sorry )
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:35 am to
Microchips linked to Amazon Cloud..
Posted by ChipDiamond
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Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:38 am to
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:39 am to
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How will joe monitor our beef intake?


He doesn't have to... the part of the population still wearing masks will dutifully comply with any directive Joe gives... Lower consumption and you lower production...
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89528 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:39 am to
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I'm hearing that joe will allow us to eat only one hamburder per month.


They're going to tax/regulate the production of cattle. It was literally in the green new deal.

quote:

I'm deffinatly not a joe fan, but this has got to be the dumbest story I've ever heard.



So, you don't believe the story because it is unbelievable?

Interdasting...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:40 am to
Government food rations
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:42 am to
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Government food rations




the people subject to the government control of their food supply will be easily controlled in all of this...
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13178 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 11:42 am to
I can believe that they would tax it, but I don't know how they could regulate it.
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