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How many of you want to see this fat bitch run 2 miles in under 22 minutes?

Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:38 pm
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
7667 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:38 pm
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
11813 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:40 pm to
That’s 11 minutes a mile? My mom could hobble that from the grave?

This is combat people now?
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
10826 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:40 pm to
I guarantee you she's on a permanent profile.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29597 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:40 pm to
"run"?
Should be able to lay on her side and roll 2 miles in 22 minutes.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
41951 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:41 pm to
She looks like she just ate New Jersey.




PS - I hope she had enough sense to spit out Trenton.
This post was edited on 4/13/25 at 4:44 pm
Posted by LChama
Member since May 2020
2642 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:42 pm to
Keep waiting for a “relieved of duty” update
Posted by Sull
Benton, LA
Member since Aug 2006
3647 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:43 pm to
Didn't Earn It
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41145 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:43 pm to
I question whether she could run two miles at all.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21117 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:44 pm to
No thanks
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
5113 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:45 pm to
Are we sure she’s actually a “she”?
Posted by leeman101
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2020
2030 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

I question whether she could run two miles at all.


Maybe to the buffet line.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29597 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

I guarantee you she's on a permanent profile.

She's got a permanent profile alright. Very similar to Alfred Hitchcock's.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
7667 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by Bengalbio
Tampa, FL
Member since Feb 2017
1800 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:49 pm to
I’m missing something; why do we hate this soldier?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58718 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

fat bitch


Not even close to fat!

This is the South man, Tree Fiddy is a starting point for fat.
Posted by GenacGenacGenac
Member since Mar 2025
116 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:53 pm to
Total embarrassment. That nose can take its hat off.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
7667 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:55 pm to
This is her at her 1 min excused break after the first 1/8th mile


Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
6773 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:56 pm to
I think you mean people don’t want to see that shite
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
115569 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

I question whether she could run two miles at all.

The first mile would be a jog. But the second mile would be walking with a lot of huffing and puffing for air with hand on hips.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
41951 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:57 pm to
I've been thinking about it, and I don't think she could do it. Just walking a mile takes about 15 minutes on average.That means that this behemoth would have to at least jog about 1/3rd of the time.

My best guess? I think there's about a 70% chance that having to jog the equivalent of 7/10th's of a mile would completely exhaust her.
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