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how many of you have Naddlered before?
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:31 pm
I did, as an adult, once. Couldn't get to the rest area fast enough. Luckily, the shite wasn't everywhere.
Pulled off and cleaned the mess. Could have been WAY worse, but a few things rolled my way.
I almost Naddlered once while in a morning jog, but found a spot to let-it-go JUST in time.
I think morning coffee is a contributing factor to BOTH my Naddlering and my near-Naddlering!
Pulled off and cleaned the mess. Could have been WAY worse, but a few things rolled my way.
I almost Naddlered once while in a morning jog, but found a spot to let-it-go JUST in time.
I think morning coffee is a contributing factor to BOTH my Naddlering and my near-Naddlering!
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Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:31 pm to JPinLondon
I have literally never shite myself as a grown arse man. Is that weird?
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:31 pm to JPinLondon
On national TV during a presser? Nope.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:33 pm to jamboybarry
Probably means you aren’t a huge drunk or have other underlying health problems.
That fat frick probably has diabetes 2 and a lot of the medicines used to control blood sugar as a diabetic or pre-diabetic wreck your digestive system something awful.
That fat frick probably has diabetes 2 and a lot of the medicines used to control blood sugar as a diabetic or pre-diabetic wreck your digestive system something awful.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:35 pm to teke184
I Naddlered when I was 9. Got into school bathroom that had only 1 occupied stall, tried to hold it till kid came out, didn't succeed.
I have sharted a few times when drunk, but never full Naddler
I have sharted a few times when drunk, but never full Naddler
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:35 pm to JPinLondon
I did it like 2 weeks ago and made a thread about it (got deleted). Fortunately nobody was in the sales area with me and I was able to pitch my $20 Mack Weldon drawers ( 
) in the manufacturing area and go home undetected.
ETA: was keto related - Im pretty fit
) in the manufacturing area and go home undetected. ETA: was keto related - Im pretty fit
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:36 pm to JPinLondon
Happened a few years ago to me in my deer stand.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:37 pm to teke184
quote:
On national TV during a presser?
Yep, that's the critical element to being a full Nadler.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:37 pm to JPinLondon
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:37 pm to jamboybarry
quote:
I have literally never shite myself as a grown arse man. Is that weird?
The correct sentence, class, is "I have literally never Naddlered as a grown arse man."
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:37 pm to JPinLondon
Never have. But I've had 3 colonoscopies with a 4th scheduled for late Fall. While taking the jungle juice the night before I sleep 3 steps from the toilet.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:38 pm to JPinLondon
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:38 pm to JPinLondon
I haven't Naddlered, but have had to park the car and find a good tree in the woods. Didn't have TP but left my socks behind as a memento when I wiped the Nadler off.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:38 pm to teke184
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On national TV during a presser? Nope.
Only the Penguin, is capable providing America, with that quality entertainment.
Our highest order of SHITBIRD.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:40 pm to JPinLondon
I had to walk out of the LSAT exam 45 minutes early under threat of Naddler. Made the bowl, though.
Waddled out of the exam room like Jerry, but at 3 times his pace.
Waddled out of the exam room like Jerry, but at 3 times his pace.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:45 pm to TigerCoon
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I had to walk out of the LSAT exam 45 minutes early under threat of Naddler. Made the bowl, though.
Waddled out of the exam room like Jerry, but at 3 times his pace.
See, THAT is a great visual / description. This board, on a bad day, is funnier than ANYTHING put out by Trevor Noah, Seth Myers, or Samantha Bee.... and NONE of us have a team of writers like those unfunny douchebags do!
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:47 pm to JPinLondon
quote:I was working in Blantyre, Malawi in southeastern Africa and had acquired a nasty case of food poisoning the night before.
how many of you have Naddlered before?
I went to work the next morning knowing there was a risk I would nadler if I didn't listen to my body closely.
My office was at one end of a long hallway and the men's room was the last door on the far end of the hallway.
At about 9 AM I felt my stomach bubble and a sudden pressure build in my innards.
I immediately got up and started down the hallway, which looked like I was looking through the wrong end of a telescope.
I made it to the toilet just in time before the explosion but I still remember that experience as the worst 45 seconds of my life!
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:47 pm to JPinLondon
I've done it sadly in Pat O's piano bar. 
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:48 pm to JPinLondon
I Naddler every morning after I eat Taco Bell.
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