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Haitian's offered $2600 to leave or arrest and wear ankle monitor - guess their choice

Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:04 pm to
be the hater

not the haiti
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:06 pm to
But Conan and Susan Sarandon told me how great Haiti was...
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:07 pm to
Why in the deep blue frick were they offered a choice?
Posted by Warboo
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Why in the deep blue frick were they offered a choice?


This ^^^^
Posted by kilo
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:17 pm to
America is a racist authoritarian hell hole, clearly.

This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 9:25 pm
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:19 pm to
Why would you put a monitor on them, unless you’re not deporting them, hmmm….
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:19 pm to
Yea this shouldn’t be a choice send their arse back
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Why would you put a monitor on them, unless you’re not deporting them, hmmm….


Claiming asylum
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:22 pm to
they don’t have a case for it
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

they don’t have a case for it


I would argue Haiti is a shite hole, if that counts. I think I could easily prove my case, especially to a liberal judge
Posted by udtiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

they don’t have a case for it


Not saying they do.

Unfortunately, Biden and Mayorkas were handing out asylum claims like a.PEZ dispenser.
Posted by RelicBatches86
Florida
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:26 pm to
And take a chance with the courts reversing the deportations, as they've done before?

They will be eventually deported once their asylum cases are denied, formally and gone through the process
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18930 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:29 pm to
Lol the choice. No shite they wouldn't take the money. Haiti is a third world shithole, and here they will get free shite. There should not have been a choice. Just send them back.


Haiti isn't at war. They aren't being invaded. Haitians aren't being persecuted in haiti. Haiti is a violent shithole because of Haitians. frick bringing Haitians over here and rewarding them.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:31 pm to
I was deployed to Bosnia and Kosovo in 1999.

One thing i learned about while over there was "The Sarajevo Safari". Maybe we need to come up with something like that.

Just joking. Maybe.
Posted by kilo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

The Sarajevo Safari


quote:

Just joking. Maybe.


Thats pretty fricking dark man.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:37 pm to
Yeah. I lnow I'm probably not suitable for mass consumption.

But by damn, we have borders and I am willing to enforce then even if our fedgov and judges aren't.

I've been all over this world and been deployed to every shithole there is. I won't let the land of my father's and my grandchildren become that.. Not while I'm still kicking.
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 9:41 pm
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30464 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

I've been all over this world and been deployed to every shithole there is.


Me too brother. That's not the way.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Member since Aug 2021
49337 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:22 pm to
Monitor them for how long? The 7 years it takes to pass their test & become a US citizen?

* post says 75 mile radius for travel limitation, but no word on whether that’s with special permission or every day wear. A lot of missing details here.
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 10:26 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
32512 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:47 pm to
Whatever way we are using now is not working.
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