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Fan poops in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show

Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:26 am
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:26 am
Not the Bee:
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Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Shubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”

A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.

But another source tells us that the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source, “the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”

The insider added, “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”

The mother-daughter power players did not respond to a request for comment, but they were photographed holding up the show’s Playbill and giving a thumbs up.

A source close to the show confirmed the incident, telling Page Six, “There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended.


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Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:27 am to
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nd the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”

Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28625 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:28 am to


That's the only piece(s) of arse they'll get close to having.
This post was edited on 3/21/23 at 10:28 am
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101452 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:28 am to
It's nice to come across a true feel good story on here for a change.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79174 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:28 am to


Just think how much the serial pooper has paid in admission to all those shows
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:31 am to
Just a reminder:


Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:32 am to
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“Some Like It Hot.”


More like "shite on a Hot Tin Roof".
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:33 am to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146875 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:33 am to


Will Chelsea run for President?

I am shocked HRC stayed after the lights came on at intermission and the turds were spotted
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54929 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:35 am to
They probably rolled in it.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3506 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:36 am to


quote:

“Some Like It Hot.”


Ol Baw's sense of humor is the shite
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101452 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:37 am to
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Will Chelsea run for President?


You gotta know there is some serious maneuvering going on between the Clinton camp and AOC's to see who might eventually fill Schumer's seat.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29096 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:39 am to
So someone took a Chelsea on the floor.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89545 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:39 am to
There is a decent chance Hillary did this. Not as a false flag to Garner sympathy, either.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40278 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:40 am to
That dude is about to feel suicidal
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:40 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95744 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:42 am to
Hilary always did think she was hot shite.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87440 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:43 am to
been seeing these Webster Hubbell memes for years but to me she looks just like Bill Clinton
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89545 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:44 am to
In all seriousness, that is a beautiful, historic old theater. I saw Spamalot there.

Hillary and/or Chelsea should not be pooping in the aisle. It's disrespectful and unseemly. I get that it's tough to fake a suicide with a theater, but they can get more creative than this.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20285 posts
Posted on 3/21/23 at 10:45 am to
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