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OweO
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Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
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Hey everyone, George Carlin is who died about 10 years ago. Personally, I think he was really funny and has made points that are hard to argue with. But his points also make some people uncomfortable. What do you think about this above link in which he talks about abortion and the sanctity of life?
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
Not clicking on your blind links


OweO
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
Okay, well it's a youtube video.


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papasmurf1269
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
I agree with his statement that most chicks that are for abortions are ones you wouldn't want to frick in the first place


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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
Any other time you’d have a manifesto explaining your own views. Today, we get a link.


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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
Transcribe it for us, please


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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
People on here like the eugenic aspect of abortion


OweO
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
You either look at the video or you don't..


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OweO
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
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People on here like the eugenic aspect of abortion


I am dumb, does this mean they like the idea of it until they are put in a situation when it would benefit them for someone they knocked up to get one?


OweO
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
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Any other time you’d have a manifesto explaining your own views. Today, we get a link.


There you go, I added some context to it.


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I am dumb, does this mean they like the idea of it until they are put in a situation when it would benefit them for someone they knocked up to get one?


It means they like it because it disproportionately kills Untermenschen.


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Willie Stroker
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
Since the OP is lazy as frick:

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Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to frick in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fricked.

Conservatives don’t give a shite about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

Pro-life… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! They knew how to put on a fricking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shite out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.

But let’s get back to this abortion shite. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says “Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me.” Fertilization.

But even after the egg is fertilized, it’s still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far. Eighty percent of a woman’s fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who’s had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who’s watching cums in his pants, huh? Here’s a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody’s saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they’re against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fricking people alone, for Christ sake! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You’d think they’d make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O’Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they’ve raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said “Suffer the little children come unto me”, that’s not what he was talking about!

So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say “Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shite stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension.” I tell them “Think of an abortion as term limits. That’s all it is. Biological term limits.




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Not clicking on your blind links


HEre's a neat little trick, highlight the link and your browser will show you what website it takes you to


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I agree with his statement that most chicks that are for abortions are ones you wouldn't want to frick in the first place

The statement is true, but you heard what you wanted to hear. He said the opposite.
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Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shite out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.




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OGtigerfan87
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
I can say this for him, he used every fallacy known to man in that diatribe


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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
Thanks for the link. George saw people for what we really are instead of how we like to think of ourselves.


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Parmen
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
If only we had a poli board.


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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
I think George Carlin was a nihilist, and that's a shitty way to live.


OweO
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re: Do You Agree With George Carlin's Take On Abortion?
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If only we had a poli board.


This is about a comedian and his philosophy on abortion. It has nothing to do with the laws of abortion.

I know it is a complex issue. In reality, my views are, in general I wouldn't ever advocate for someone to get an abortion, but it's not my place to tell someone they shouldn't do it.

Then there is the statistical side of it. 20 years after abortion became legal, the crime started to go down.

You can read about it here. For those of you who don't know how to see what the link is before clicking, it's from freakanomics.
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