Confession time: I may have doomed the planet

HOW DARE YOU !!!

Dammit, Todd. This was gonna be a short week for me.

Guess it just got even shorter

I know many are upset LSU is in the playoffs, but this taking it too damn far!

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I have it on good authority that we have 8.5 to 10.5 years left at a minimum...

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good authority

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AOC

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we're good... AOC says it will take 12 years to take effect

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Well.. technically, 11 years, one month and thirteen days from now, but.. who's counting?

I laughed....but be careful here this morning. There’s a few miserable douches on here who aren’t in the mood for funny today.

YOU STOLE MY CHILDHOOD FROM ME!

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I heard that’s the maximum

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Glass half full or half empty?

When I am absolutely certain, I am liquidating everything, robbing a couple of armored trucks and going out on hookers and blow while smoking Cohibas in between...

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Went to PDQ for lunch Friday; while getting my drink I noticed an entire holder full of plastic straws & next to that were 2 containers of lids.....I got a straw and a lid......sorry guys but you're all going to die this week......my bad.

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It isn't your fault.

I always get the special every morning on my way to work.
It costs more to get the biscuit and hash browns without the coffee.
I don't drink coffee and always throw it away, but since it costs more to leave it off, I am the one who is destroying the planet!

Of course, I don't really give a shite, because I'll be dead within 10 years, and don't give a damn that the rest of you will die off within 11 because of my actions.