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Comrades, Big Pharma Creates COVID Vaccination Wristbands to Help Speed Up Checkpoint Pass
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:29 pm
Comrades, let it not be said the ministry of COVID compliance does not listen to the citizens. After considering the bad optics of armbands, due to negative historic references, the government is allowing the private sector to create a modern method of compliance with vaccination protocols.
To enjoy your new freedom the COVID Ministry is working on QR Code wristbands to speed up the vaccination checkpoint scanning process.
The wristbands will be connected to a secure governmental database so you don’t have to worry about your travel habits being tracked, and the governmental contractors have promised they will not use the data to monitor citizens. The government cares about you.
Your unique wristband may even come in a variety of colors so you can coordinate your outfits.
(CNN/Meredith) — New technology in the form of a wearable wristband could carry your COVID-19 vaccination card’s information and tell others around you that you’ve been fully vaccinated.
ImmunaBand is a blue silicone bracelet that has two purposes — first, it has a built-in QR code that carries your COVID-19 vaccination card’s information that can be used as a back-up for people who lose or misplace their CDC vaccination card. ImmunaBand’s second function is to show an outward display that a person has been fully vaccinated, thus making them safe to be near.
So how does it work? Wearers have to upload their vaccination cards for review before they can receive the band. The documentation is stored on a server compliant with medical privacy laws and the process is end-to-end encrypted, the company said in a news release. The company makes two bands — one with just the QR code, and another with the QR code plus the wearer’s name and type of vaccine they received. The bands are both priced at $19.99. That code can be scanned with a smartphone to prove vaccination, the company said.
Apparently a COVID vaccination card, a COVID vaccination passport, or a new COVID wristband are going to be needed as identification to enjoy the new freedom permitted by the state. However, don’t even think about asking for election ID’s for voting…. because, well, that violates all kind of progressive needs. Just sayin’.
“Wristband scan please”…
LINK
To enjoy your new freedom the COVID Ministry is working on QR Code wristbands to speed up the vaccination checkpoint scanning process.
The wristbands will be connected to a secure governmental database so you don’t have to worry about your travel habits being tracked, and the governmental contractors have promised they will not use the data to monitor citizens. The government cares about you.
Your unique wristband may even come in a variety of colors so you can coordinate your outfits.
(CNN/Meredith) — New technology in the form of a wearable wristband could carry your COVID-19 vaccination card’s information and tell others around you that you’ve been fully vaccinated.
ImmunaBand is a blue silicone bracelet that has two purposes — first, it has a built-in QR code that carries your COVID-19 vaccination card’s information that can be used as a back-up for people who lose or misplace their CDC vaccination card. ImmunaBand’s second function is to show an outward display that a person has been fully vaccinated, thus making them safe to be near.
So how does it work? Wearers have to upload their vaccination cards for review before they can receive the band. The documentation is stored on a server compliant with medical privacy laws and the process is end-to-end encrypted, the company said in a news release. The company makes two bands — one with just the QR code, and another with the QR code plus the wearer’s name and type of vaccine they received. The bands are both priced at $19.99. That code can be scanned with a smartphone to prove vaccination, the company said.
Apparently a COVID vaccination card, a COVID vaccination passport, or a new COVID wristband are going to be needed as identification to enjoy the new freedom permitted by the state. However, don’t even think about asking for election ID’s for voting…. because, well, that violates all kind of progressive needs. Just sayin’.
“Wristband scan please”…
LINK
This post was edited on 5/7/21 at 8:31 pm
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Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:32 pm to cajunangelle
frick the cünt government
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:35 pm to cajunangelle
Sounds like entrepreneurs trying to make a dollar. No way this takes off though unless some folks see it as a virtue signaling fad. There are so many laws and standards that prohibit folks being required to wear their medical info visible on their wrist.
This post was edited on 5/7/21 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:37 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
secure governmental database
LOL. Waiting to be hacked by the state sponsored group of your choice.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:38 pm to cajunangelle
And someone will make a killing making fake ones
frick .gov
frick .gov
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:41 pm to martiansgohome
it is just your vaccination, yeah right.... I also doubt HIPAA (thanks Teddy Kennedy asswipe for this law that never really protects) will stop Uncle Biden's govt from listing all white people as white supremacists on the scan.
This post was edited on 5/7/21 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:43 pm to cajunangelle
There was a movie about this. Go watch Songbird
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:45 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
ImmunaBand’s second function is to show an outward display that a person has been fully vaccinated, thus making them safe to be near.
I was told by the CDC and Fauci that vaccinated people still had to wear a mask and social distance.
These people can go frick themselves. The lot of them.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:47 pm to LoneStar23
quote:
There was a movie about this. Go watch Songbird
There was a book called Schindler's Ark that was turned into a movie called Schindler's list about this too.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:55 pm to cajunangelle
Govt getting 'private businesses' to do thier dirty work.... but you can bet someone is going to make a mint in it.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:55 pm to martiansgohome
it will be like masks. those that don't have them will be shunned.
imagine if the govt did this for all communicable diseases.
but dems don't want IDs to freaking vote...
imagine if the govt did this for all communicable diseases.
but dems don't want IDs to freaking vote...
Posted on 5/7/21 at 7:58 pm to cajunangelle
Need a link to the fake bands so I can virtue signal without compromising my physical health with an experimental vaccine.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 8:20 pm to UGATiger26
quote:
ImmunaBand’s second function is to show an outward display that a person has been fully vaccinated, thus making them safe to be near.
I was told by the CDC and Fauci that vaccinated people still had to wear a mask and social distance.
If vaccinated people still have to mask and distance, then what's the point of getting the vax? Frick all that.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 8:42 pm to cajunangelle
We get closer to a Black Mirror episode every damn day
Posted on 5/7/21 at 8:44 pm to cajunangelle
Kind of like a Covid Condom
Posted on 5/7/21 at 9:13 pm to cajunangelle
Where be the voter wristbands?
Posted on 5/7/21 at 9:26 pm to cajunangelle
Why stop at wristbands?
Just go ahead and administer a tattoo on the right hand or forehead.
Just go ahead and administer a tattoo on the right hand or forehead.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 9:43 pm to cajunangelle
Mark of the beast.
It’s a thing.
Cloaked in climate control and the Great Reset.
Something was written about this a long time ago in a holy book.
Bring it, let’s roll.
It’s a thing.
Cloaked in climate control and the Great Reset.
Something was written about this a long time ago in a holy book.
Bring it, let’s roll.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 9:51 pm to cajunangelle
We should just give everyone a tatoo on their arm.
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