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re: Bring Us Your Memes Thread
Posted on 7/30/21 at 6:51 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Posted on 7/30/21 at 6:51 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
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Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:05 pm to salty1
quote:I was a 4th degree Navy SEAL. I was forced out because my body count was growing way too high and they couldn't stop me. I mean, the manner in which I was gruesomely killing people had never been seen before. To this day, my name brings goosebumps to SEALs everywhere. I hate who I had become but thankfully I got out just in time and now run a successful Planet Fitness.
I walked away after receiving the 32nd degree due to what was sworn to.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:37 pm to Azkiger
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Is that photoshopped? Or are they actually displaying those numbers?
I took the picture myself.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:45 pm to xGeauxLSUx
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I was a 4th degree Navy SEAL
Stopped reading right there. I’ll read the rest in your book.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:51 pm to mark65mc
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:52 pm to PsychTiger
quote:Read what I was responding to, Mr. Roboto.
Stopped reading right there. I’ll read the rest in your book.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:54 pm to xGeauxLSUx
I was just making a joke about SEALs writing books. Calm your tits. 
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:57 pm to PsychTiger
quote:I was actually not going to respond to you because I thought the book part was a joke.
I was just making a joke about SEALs writing books.
Pardon me, my SEALstincts are getting dull.
quote:
Calm your tits.
Now I did write about this in my new book.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 7:59 pm to xGeauxLSUx
I’m hoping for pictures. 
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:03 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:29 pm to PsychTiger
quote:It's a pop-up book.
I’m hoping for pictures.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:32 pm to jclem11
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Most of the mask complaints are bullshite,
Elaborate (verb).
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:37 pm to McLemore
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:47 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Seals are such pussies. Little pretty boys playing with a big budget. It’s okay, not everyone can be a Marine. ; )
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:02 pm to salty1
A Marine, a SEAL, and a Delta Force operator are sitting around a campfire sharing war stories.
The Marine says "I parachuted in from a helicopter at night with 50 pounds of gear on my back and killed 25 men with nothing but a knife." The SEAL says "That's nothing. I swam 6 miles up the coast, sprinted 3 more, and killed 60 people with my bare hands." He turns to the Delta Force operator, "What about you?"
The Delta Force operator just smiles, looks down, and continues stirring the coals of the fire with his dick.
The Marine says "I parachuted in from a helicopter at night with 50 pounds of gear on my back and killed 25 men with nothing but a knife." The SEAL says "That's nothing. I swam 6 miles up the coast, sprinted 3 more, and killed 60 people with my bare hands." He turns to the Delta Force operator, "What about you?"
The Delta Force operator just smiles, looks down, and continues stirring the coals of the fire with his dick.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:13 pm to salty1
Another for my Marine friends...
A Marine walks into the restroom and proceeds to use the urinal. When he is done, he travels over to the sink and begins to wash his hands. As he does so, he sees a Navy SEAL walk in, use the urinal, and then walk out without stopping to wash his hands. The Marine hurries out of the bathroom and catches up with the guy.
"Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom?" the Marine asks.
The SEAL gives him a blank stare and replies, "Didn't the Marine Corps teach you not to piss on your hands?"
A Marine walks into the restroom and proceeds to use the urinal. When he is done, he travels over to the sink and begins to wash his hands. As he does so, he sees a Navy SEAL walk in, use the urinal, and then walk out without stopping to wash his hands. The Marine hurries out of the bathroom and catches up with the guy.
"Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom?" the Marine asks.
The SEAL gives him a blank stare and replies, "Didn't the Marine Corps teach you not to piss on your hands?"
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:34 pm to PsychTiger
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I’m hoping for pictures
Doh....didn't read far enough
This post was edited on 7/30/21 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:36 pm to DownHome
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It just bewilders the f*cking mind how anyone can take this untested, experimental gene therapy drug and not say, "WAIT, Congress gave themselves and all of these drug companies complete f*cking immunity to literally do TRIALS on the world's population? And, they are trying to coerce, bribe, threaten, and extort me to take it? Yeah, I think I'll voluntarily be their guinea pig. Why not? I can trust Dr. Fauxci. After all, he's only been caught telling hundreds of lies from the f*cking get-go but I still have faith in his medical opinion!!!"
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:38 pm to BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:55 pm to xGeauxLSUx
that is great This post was edited on 7/30/21 at 9:56 pm
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