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re: Apple's Tim Cook: Being gay is God's greatest gift to me...

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Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20515 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:53 pm to
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Hey Tim, get back with me after Judgement Day.


He'll be too busy trying to cool off and find water. While navigating a place with no light, nothing solid, with no rest and no hope.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:54 pm to
Well that's just friggin weird.

Of all the things to think is a huge deal.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21120 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:56 pm to
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Whatever floats your boat



Well fairies do know a lot about floating...
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89057 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:58 pm to
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Apple's Tim Cook: Being gay is God's greatest gift to me...

Just for you, Tim:
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:58 pm to
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Apple's Tim Cook: Being gay is God's greatest gift to me...


That's like Stevie Wonder saying "going blind is God's greatest gift to me".
Posted by j bro12
LA
Member since Jan 2012
1550 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:09 pm to
God didn’t make him that way, he decided to be a pegger.
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
35500 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:12 pm to
Be as gay as you want just send Auburn the check so we can get rid of Gus already
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:12 pm to
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God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.
use the KJV rendering because its much more graphic and on point....God gave them up to a REPROBATE MIND!!!!
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20199 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:18 pm to
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Apple's Tim Cook: Being gay is God's greatest gift to me...

Man, he must really, REALLY like cock!
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39859 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:22 pm to
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Okay Tim. You didnt really have to work to be gay, it just happened, but sure that definitely should be more important than personal accomplishments that you worked for.


More leftist tokenism.
Someone doesn't know how to read.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:22 pm to
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Hey Tim, get back with me after Judgement Day.


Man, I got bad news for you. If there is a Judgment Day (there isn't) you're fricked. Your angry, vengeful, judgmental, violence themed diatribe isn't exactly Christian.

The Devil (doesn't exist) will enjoy flogging you in the pits of Hell (no such thing) for eternity.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39859 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:22 pm to
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They enjoy exclaiming the things they are born with are somehow badges of honor. Its lunacy.
Sort of like southern pride?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24240 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:26 pm to
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They enjoy exclaiming the things they are born with are somehow badges of honor.

Then turning around and shaming others about things like that if they don't agree with them.

quote:

Its lunacy.

Nailed it!
This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 1:27 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299705 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:27 pm to
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Man, he must really, REALLY like cock!


Yeah I find it a bit strange that's his favorite "gift" but I've got children. It might skew my view

Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39859 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:28 pm to
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Man, I got bad news for you. If there is a Judgment Day (there isn't) you're fricked. Your angry, vengeful, judgmental, violence themed diatribe isn't exactly Christian.

The Devil (doesn't exist) will enjoy flogging you in the pits of Hell (no such thing) for eternity.
The people who claim to like Jesus the most act the least like him.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25826 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:00 pm to
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Being gay is God's greatest gift to me..


What kind of great gift from God would exclude sex with these





A billionaire could land all of them in one night.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115434 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:05 pm to
You'd think sphincter control would be high on the list
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42083 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:05 pm to
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Be as gay as you want just send Auburn the check so we can get rid of Gus already



Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:11 pm to
Old Testament God hated gays.

New Testament God brought forth a new covenant that anyone who believes God sent Jesus Christ to die for our sins and that Jesus rose from the dead after doing so, proving God's triumph over sin, will go to Heaven no matter how much gay sex they have before shuffling off this mortal coil.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18621 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:22 pm to
Only some gay people put such emphasis on their sexual orientation. As if the whole world should care.


Ya won't see anyone saying.

"Being straight is so amazing. "

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