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re: AOC...how does one stop a cow from farting?....

Posted on 2/8/19 at 7:18 am to
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
22972 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 7:18 am to
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This crap sounds like the delusional rantings of a progressive waitress ...



FIFY
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
4976 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 7:32 am to
Cow Flatulence Monitors (CFM) baw. In fact I heard from reliable sources AOC's plan involves hiring millions of CFM's. I'm talking a whole new bureaucracy separate from the USDA. These CFM's will travel in government supplied vehicles to the various farming areas testing the air for evidence of cows farting en masse. It's all very scientific you know. Then when CFM's find evidence of excessive cow farting (say on a particular farm) they will issue a citation to the farmer giving him 30 days to curb the cow farting. If the offending farm(s) fails to suppress cow farting within the 30 days the government has the right to confiscate the cows.

You heard it first here folks.

Oopps! I just farted.

This post was edited on 2/8/19 at 7:34 am
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
602 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:27 am to
this wasn't her for real proposal this was just what she quickly jotted down in her hello kitty diary with her favorite fuzzy pen.
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
38562 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:30 am to
First thought...use AOC/delusional Progs as plugs. I'm hopeless. Thank you Jesus.
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
17666 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:36 am to
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...how does one stop a cow from farting?


Cowtalytic converter.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44143 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:37 am to
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Cowtalytic converter.



Get. Out.

Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
83656 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:38 am to
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AOC...how does one stop a cow from farting?....

You extinct the frickers.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48092 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:40 am to
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Cowtalytic converter.


Nah.. Attach a spark generator just behind their arse and trigger it every time they fart.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22133 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:41 am to
I have never supported the climate chage arguement but there is one thing to note here. AOC is the first person to actually enumerate the drastic measures it would take our society to make even a blip in CO2 levels. When the mainstream public sees that they would have to forego every modern convenience known to man then they will walk away from it. Hell, raise gas prices back to $3 a gallon and see what happens...
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13644 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:41 am to
Looking forward to see her run for higher office

2021 NYC mayor or 2024 Dem nomination
Posted by dolamite
st. mary parish
Member since Sep 2009
1086 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:49 am to
Just a thought...
How stupid are the people that elected AOC?
And a follow-up...
Are they too stupid not to send her back to the bar?
What an embarrassment to Congress.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
21954 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 9:09 am to
Well, she does think Native Americans and Mexicans are one.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
13412 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 9:17 am to
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You're too worried about being factually correct than morally right.


You can be both. Capitalism is better than socialism at bringing people out of poverty. If that isn’t morally right and factually correct, I don’t know what is.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35709 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 9:19 am to
Get a lot of wood, start a big fire, slaughter the cow and then grill it.....invite some friends over, maybe some beer or red wine.....top it with sauteed mushrooms and some roasted potatoes.

very effective
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