Angry Leftist Sighing in 70808 at closed primaries - Louisiana

So my neighbor and I went to vote today.

We are both registered Republicans. I am registered accordingly bc I’ve always believed you have to pick your foxhole.

We were standing in line trying to guess party affiliation. We’re watching all these aging hippies walk in and out- so it seemed fairly obvious.

I went into the booth (Fleming if you must know, but I think Letlow ultimately takes it bc she and Fleming end up in a runoff and Trump’s endorsement will carry her, but whatever).

As we’re standing in line there was one chick we had pinpointed as R. Until . . .

When I was in there voting on the Amendments, which required a little more brainpower bc some of them are awkwardly stated, despite my plan. . .my friend and disguised leftist had a conversation where she advised that she’s registered no party so she can vote for everyone.

My friend goes into booth red. Disguised leftist has another “let herself go” angry compadre show up - also a “no party.” A frat guy was also in line.

Disguised leftist was pissed bc her ballot showed nothing. She was demanding to be able to vote in both primaries. The volunteer democrats who man the sign in (I mean one lady at my table appeared ro be maybe a registered R) were attempting to explain to this woman who was practically signing we shall overcome at this point - that she could select which party ballot she wanted to vote in. She was having none of it and practically calling the police.

Just then her “I’m so above taking care of my hair bc in this house hate has no home - the fricking tell tale sign of a Democrat woman - it’s an “i don’t dye it or condition it bc I’m above doing such things bc my look says I don’t care what anyone thinks while I’m trying to project I don’t care what anyone thinks and I am a man-repellant who hasn’t had a date since 1979 and I’m still angry about it.

Anyway - these two wrinkled khaki shorts women who have given up on life except to demand abortion at all time start demanding that they be allowed to vote in both parties.

I tried to step in bc the lawyer in me couldn’t resist, and said, “I think if it says no party you can still vote in the party primary, you just have to pick which ballot.” They were having none of it.

Angry feminist # 2 starts angrily texting who I can only assume to be Marc Elias or possibly her local DSA chapter shouting “this is why we recall all in a huff.”

Lawsuit incoming by a bunch of leftists who want to vote for Cassidy and whatever the frick Democrat is even on the ballot for senate and probably Cleo (even tho they’re too stupid to realize that under rhe unconstitutional map they don’t live in Cleo’s old district- but Letlow’s).

fricking morons. Liz, if you’re reading this, I’m happy to testify. Both about how they were electioneering within 100 ft of a polling place about Landry’s recall (which he’s been a disappointment but I refuse to let the terrorists win, so good luck with that), and as to their obvious intent to vote in 2 primaries so whoever they feel most aligned with their drum circle in my political party can stick it to the orange man.

God I hate feminists. Nothing makes me more grossed out than a woman who lets herself go in such a manner. Sorry honey, but the quarterback was never going to take you to the prom. I’m even more sorry that 40 yrs later, you’re still pissed about it.