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re: Alissa Heinerscheid, the marketing director of Bud Light Gone

Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28161 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:54 pm to
The board groomers told us just last week this was having no negative effects on bud, bid stock, and bud upper management.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:58 pm to
But this was all a nothing burger. Lol. Just left Publix and the bud light section was full while everything else was depleted. frick em.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33648 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:58 pm to
“Leave of absence”…. Means they’re too scared to fire her…
Posted by McChowder
Hammond
Member since Dec 2006
5752 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:00 pm to
So she hasn't been fired. She took a paid vacation "leave of absence" and she will be shoehorned into another executive position when she returns.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19821 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:00 pm to
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"Leave of absence”…. Means they’re too scared to fire her…

They'll give her a nice severance package to resign and an even more woke company will hire her.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:00 pm to
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“Leave of absence”…. Means they’re too scared to fire her…




Yep.

Afraid of a dozen chicks with dicks protesting in front of headquarters.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65451 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:04 pm to
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but I'm at the Rangers / A's game and have yet to see anyone with a Bud Light. Tons of Michelob Ultra, though.


Dumbasses. Ultra is owned by AB
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1740 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:05 pm to
Stepping down is very frat
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70333 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:05 pm to
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Men only


quote:

Texas Aggie fan


Checks out
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
14118 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:10 pm to
Alissa Heinerscheid is in Jamaica laughing and getting no tan lines while drinking and getting laid by a different kind of frat boys:


This post was edited on 4/21/23 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
24273 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:12 pm to
Groomers - eleventy billion
Sanity - 1
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45272 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:22 pm to
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quote:

Men only


quote:

Texas Aggie fan


Checks out

Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
12200 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:23 pm to
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Good. Now they’ll learn not to put idiots on their board.


Not good enough. They need to publicly say "We are sorry! We fired the crazy woke bitch. We promise to never pander to woke nut jobs ever again!"

Doing all this on the low down means nothing to me.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:24 pm to
Saw a baw in Houma with a bud light tattoo on his calve drinking Mexican beer… that should tell you he w bad bud screwed the pooch
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:24 pm to
Place her in the basement with no stapler.
Posted by NeonSunburst
Member since Oct 2010
2877 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:26 pm to
Hip hip horay!!
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157830 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:28 pm to
Spring Break is just around the corner. They are probably planning on giving away a lot of free beer this summer.


Spring break is over here.
This post was edited on 4/21/23 at 11:08 pm
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
21818 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:30 pm to
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Spring Break is just around the corner.
What month is is?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:31 pm to
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Saw a baw in Houma with a bud light tattoo


Why? Why would someone get a corporate logo tattooed on them?

Thots and prayers to ol baw in Houma.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19618 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:34 pm to
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Her interviews that I’ve seen are huge red flags.


She's pretty standard for Harvard, bro. Pretty much all Ivies are woketards just like her.
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