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Alien lands & says, "Take me to your leader." Who gets the nod: Trump, Putin, Xi, or Musk.

Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:52 pm
Posted by Delupe
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:52 pm
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Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:53 pm to
Where does it land?
Posted by antman123
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:54 pm to
in before the joos bad crowd says israel
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:54 pm to
This question sucks, in a complimentary way.

I don't know if I'd choose any of those, but if I had to pick, obviously Trump.

My preferred reps would be Elon, the Pope, me, Rick Glassman. In that order I think.

Eta
I didn't see Musk in your list ar first. Him over the rest of your list I think makes me most comfortable
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 7:56 pm
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:56 pm to
What if they ask to meet Captain Kirk?
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:57 pm to
What language do they use?
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:57 pm to
At that point, Hegseth.
Posted by Delupe
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:58 pm to
That would be my choice...James Tiberius Kirk...love the cool middle name
Posted by Plx1776
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:58 pm to
That and who would even have easy, direct access to any of those world leaders?


Regardless of where it lands... the first person to discover it will call their police. Their police would radio their superiors and so on and so on. Imo.. When it does reach the highest echelons of a country, the world leaders would send the direct person under them to meet the alien. Trump, Putin and Xi aren't going to just go meet something that is viewed as a serious threat. Their security teams would force them into a bunker somewhere.
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 7:59 pm
Posted by Rip Torner
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:59 pm to
Epstein bros are in free fall tonight
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Epstein bros are in free fall tonight


The fact that you’d make light of this as opposed to being upset about legit human trafficking says plenty about your character.
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Delupe
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:59 pm to
No language...telepathic.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:59 pm to
In reality I'd prefer a committe of people like Pete, Elon, David Kipping, Brian Cox, and Wes Huff or something.

And me. I could be value add here.
Posted by SCLibertarian
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:02 pm to
If they're hostile bring them to this guy:

Posted by Delupe
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:03 pm to
Agree, they are probably thirsty as hell after the long trip. I would definitely need a stiff drink after navigating through the Asteroid Belt
Posted by Delupe
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:07 pm to
If you were in their shoes, would you miss the photo op of a lifetime? Imagine the number of hits you would receive on tiktok and instagram.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:08 pm to
Take them to their brethren... Zuckerberg.
Posted by Delupe
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:09 pm to
I agree...the bear is pretty intimidating and sends a message not to mess with us. Why are you bringing the old, balding dude again.
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