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A Light Topic, But With A Sad Truth; Who Appears 1st? 1) Bigfoot, Or 2) Mitch McConnell?

Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:00 pm
Posted by KCT
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:00 pm
I'm going with Bigfoot, since I think there's a slightly better chance that Bigfoot actually exists on the planet as opposed to Turtle Boy.

Oh, regarding the sad truth? Mitch McConnell, a United States Senator, has not been seen in public since his last appearance on the Senate floor on June 11. That was 85 days ago. And yet, practically nobody other than the Kentucky Governor Beshear has even questioned this insanity.

This is just one more indication that American citizens have virtually no control over our corrupt system whatsoever. Hell, even Republicans aren't demanding some level of accountability over this.

#SAD
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:03 pm to
Why isn't the press pushing at this?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:04 pm to
Bigfoot McConnell Sasquatch
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Why isn't the press pushing at this?

There is no press
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
2399 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:11 pm to
Maybe Mitch McConnell IS Bigfoot?

Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:12 pm to
3) a Q tard conspiracy theory actually coming true
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Why isn't the press pushing at this?


You mean the Uniparty's mouthpiece?
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:23 pm to
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3) a Q tard conspiracy theory actually coming true


With regards to what? Trying to wake up you compliant fools to just how corrupt our political system really is?
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
21371 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:36 pm to
POS should have been forced to retire OVER a decade ago.
Proxy voting in Congress should be prohibited.
Posted by LEOPOLD2
Member since Aug 2026
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:51 pm to
You know what is sad is in a perfect world they're probably should be cognitive tests at the beginning of every term for every single elected official in Washington DC. Because really at any age something can happen to your brain. But you can't have it because if you did it would take 5 Seconds for it to get politicized and for certain people to miraculously pass While others inexplicably failed. But I can promise you that there are a lot of people sitting on the floor of the House and Senate that are literally incapable of holding a conversation in the living room with you
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:59 pm to
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But I can promise you that there are a lot of people sitting on the floor of the House and Senate that are literally incapable of holding a conversation in the living room with you


True.

"Officially," we had a President who fit that description for 4 years (Not that I thought he was really in charge of things).
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:06 pm to
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Why isn't the press pushing at this?


That's a great question. Think they have been called off?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24421 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:07 pm to

I can’t summon Bigfoot in a seance.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:07 pm to
Just to frame this in its proper context, "bigfoot" is an interdimensional being.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25039 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:08 pm to
There's still a possibility that Bigfoot exists. McConnell no longer exists, or he's brain dead(same difference).
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:33 pm to
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Why isn't the press pushing at this?

Because McTurtle is a Democrat.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63530 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:37 pm to
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2) Mitch McConnell?


Known Mitch for a long, long time. That hare may start fast but just wait to see who crosses the finish line.

quote:

This is just one more indication that American citizens have virtually no control over our corrupt system


Las time was probably the 1970's. After that, "We the People" took a backseat to corporations, lobbyist, special interest, and folks on the Far Right and Far Left. Average American needs to step up in mass and throw the fringe bums on both sides out.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12923 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:43 pm to
Gone All Summer....

Anyone check poolside?
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
51870 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:46 pm to
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Gone All Summer....

Anyone check poolside?


Maybe Fake Fox will hire him to replace Bartiromo. Only, he will do the show from behind a curtain and we will all have to trust that it's really him.

I guess they could have John Thune go behind the curtain for "20 minutes" so he could attest that it's really Mitch.
Posted by sc2anni
at my desk
Member since Feb 2023
617 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:48 pm to
The same with Mad Maxine Waters. She is in an Alzheimers Ward in CA and some proxy is voting for her and she is still getting paid.
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