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A few tips for the people that believe law enforcement is the devil

Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:16 pm
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9535 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:16 pm
This shite isn't hard to understand

When they tell you to do something (i.e. Get on the ground, kneel, put your hands up, etc) just fricking do it.

Never, ever run

Don't have outstanding warrants

Take care of your shite in court and show up, they will help you 100% of the time if you simply show up

Get a job and make legal money

Learn the laws and stop breaking them


Do that and your "opression" will end and it's much more efficient than knocking the windows out of businesses while rioting

Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:19 pm to
now do one giving tips to law enforcement. Include something about the Bill of Rights. They don't like the Bill of Rights.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80764 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:22 pm to
Use common sense, obey the law, stop immediately, be polite, turn loud rap music off, shut up, get a white friend, and don't drive with a mad woman.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9535 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:23 pm to
Tell me your "bill of rights" when you're fighting a cracked out psycho?

Do you say time out to look up the rules?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298685 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Do that and your "opression" will end and it's much more efficient than knocking the windows out of businesses while rioting 


It doesnt always work that way.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21764 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

they will help you 100% of the time if you simply show up



I am not sure this is how it works .
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21764 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

When they tell you to do something (i.e. Get on the ground, kneel, put your hands up, etc) just fricking do it.


quote:

Learn the laws


What do you know about asset forfeiture?
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9535 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:27 pm to
Asset forfeiture? What did I say that even alluded to that?
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

They don't like the Bill of Rights.

Chuckle...what item in that list violates the Bill of Rights...chuckle chuckle.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138890 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:29 pm to
Best thing I've found is follow Dalton's advice....



Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42252 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

When they tell you to do something (i.e. Get on the ground, kneel, put your hands up, etc) just fricking do it.

What if a cop tells you to get on your knees and suck his cock? What if he tells you to empty your wallet and he'll go away? What if he tells you to make false allegations against your friend so they have someone to arrest?

quote:

Don't have outstanding warrants

What if you don't have an outstanding warrant and a swat team kicks in your door in the middle of the night with their guns drawn?

quote:

Learn the laws and stop breaking them

Does this apply to cops too or are they above the law? Should they be able to make up crimes to charge you with? Should they be able to tell you to stop doing legal things?
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21764 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Asset forfeiture? What did I say that even alluded to that?


When a police officer pulls you over and tells you to sign a document waiving your rights to all your valuables in the vehicle, do you cooperate?
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35892 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:32 pm to
There are too many laws to learn.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6537 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:34 pm to
quote:


When they tell you to do something (i.e. Get on the ground, kneel, put your hands up, etc) just fricking do it.


Nah, cops should not have that immediate power over citizens without further discourse unless caught in the act of something in the nature of an armed robbery or other violent act.

quote:

Never, ever run.
Take care of your shite in court and show up, they will help you 100% of the time if you simply show up

Get a job and make legal money

Learn the laws and stop breaking them



Im with you here though.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9535 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:34 pm to
Exactly, don't be a fricking a-hole and be upfront about whatever you're doing and you won't be killed.

And holy shite, you can greatly reduce being killed by a cop by not breaking the law at all. What a revaluation, who knew?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Best thing I've found is follow Dalton's advice....



Nothing spoils the fun of going out minority hunting than finding the targets out being nice to everyone and abiding by the laws.

After all, we're all being told, all day, every day, that the true role of the cops is minority trophy hunting. Forget the revenue generation of speed traps, that's really just the hunting party scouts!
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Does this apply to cops too or are they above the law? Should they be able to make up crimes to charge you with? Should they be able to tell you to stop doing legal things?

I've yet to find a thing you say that isn't already covered in law. Is this your idea of bait or have you had some problems with police?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77225 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:36 pm to
This all goes back to basic rules to avoid being poor in life.

Don't have a child before marriage.

Finish high school.

Don't do drugs.

Don't get arrested.

That significantly increases your chances in life.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9535 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Brosef Stalin


Really? Get a grip on reality
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9535 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:40 pm to
quote:



When a police officer pulls you over and tells you to sign a document waiving your rights to all your valuables in the vehicle, do you cooperate?




I've never had this happen in my life, but I'd have no problem with it. I have nothing to hide
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