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re: 3rd annual Dumbest Member of Congress Tournament

Posted on 4/10/26 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3190 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 8:28 pm to
Here's a better question: Name a politician with positions you strongly oppose, but whom you still consider intelligent.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8055 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:07 pm to
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Would love to see that R Tlaib vs H Johnson quiz bowl matchup lol


Hank Johnson is a national treasure.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95637 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 12:55 am to
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It will never not be Mazie


I mean, occasionally I catch myself thinking, "Hey, Person X might be dumber than Mazie.". Then I realize that's crazy because it's not possible.
This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 12:56 am
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
10660 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 12:58 am to
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I don't see the dumbest, Clay Higgins, which invalidates everything.


This post says everything anyone needs to know about you.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11357 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 2:37 am to
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If you consider me dumb, and that's your demarcation, most posters here are on the level of chickens/turkeys, and Clay Higgins is an amoeba


And yet, only one poster on this board felt the need to tell chatgpt to call him smart so he could post it on a message board.

Maybe we should be ranking insecurity instead.
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9253 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:36 pm to
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occasionally I catch myself thinking, "Hey, Person X might be dumber than Mazie.". Then I realize that's crazy because it's not possible.

Even Hank "flipping Guam" beats her.
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4911 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:44 pm to
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Name a politician with positions you strongly oppose, but whom you still consider intelligent.

ted cruz
Posted by David_DJS
Member since Aug 2005
22726 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:32 pm to
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And yet, only one poster on this board felt the need to tell chatgpt to call him smart so he could post it on a message board.

What?
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22757 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:44 pm to
He’s smarter than you
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143804 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:58 pm to
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Hank Johnson - No one could be dumber. He gets my vote as long as Georgia keeps sending him to Washington.


He was only a 7th seed. He got outdumbed by Rashida Talib.

fwiw, I voted for Mazie in the finals. She is running away with it.

Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
386 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:10 pm to
Did Hank Johnson infamous Guam sinking, make any of the cuts?
Posted by Sailjuggernaut
Member since Jan 2024
273 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:32 am to
Oh please SFP, tell how smart you are. LOL
Posted by RollTide4547
Member since Dec 2024
4723 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:36 am to
They/them didn't. They're just lying here.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37539 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:45 am to
He's the legend. This tourney is to determine 2nd place.
Posted by mtb010
San Antonio
Member since Sep 2009
6581 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:50 am to
There’s too many that are actually literally retarded, but I can’t get over the fact that Hank Johnson actually asked if an island would tip over.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62241 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:10 am to
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3rd annual Dumbest Member of Congress Tournament


All of them?

We are already down the Idocracy train track, just too dumb and divided to see what's right in front of us.

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95637 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 6:53 pm to
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fwiw, I voted for Mazie in the finals. She is running away with it.



I mean, in all seriousness, if someone suggested you might be as dumb as Mazie, just what exactly would you think about that?

It would require a wholesale re-evaluation of everything in your life. Not because that person might be right (because that's impossible), but just the mere suggestion would be the worst thing someone could say to me, I think, at least if they were serious about it.
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