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Scientists build orgasm machine for women
Posted on 3/7/14 at 1:57 am
Posted on 3/7/14 at 1:57 am
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”
Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.
However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.
Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 1:58 am to Jim Rockford
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Scientists build orgasm machine for women
They cloned me without my permission? Bastards! They said they wanted to cure cancer.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:00 am to Jim Rockford
These women have clearly never been with OT ballers.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:01 am to Jim Rockford
Geez... orgasms at the punch of a button? I wonder how much longer until everything is available at the push of a button?
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:06 am to Jim Rockford
I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:08 am to ILikeLSUToo
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I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.
We have an orgasm machine already.
And you must not know much about women's orgasms.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:10 am to ILikeLSUToo
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I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.
Every man is born with 2 of these
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:18 am to fr33manator
quote:quote:They cloned me without my permission? Bastards! They said they wanted to cure cancer.
Scientists build orgasm machine for women
And you're wanting to keep yourself away from women? For shame.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:22 am to Jet12
They would only use my powers for evil Jetsy.
Alas, I am powerless. Help me stay strong.
Alas, I am powerless. Help me stay strong.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:27 am to fr33manator
This guy either, they're good because of the buildup before hand. What's she going to say? Oh I'm close, find the remote?! that being said, I feel bad for women who either can't or don't know how to get there.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:30 am to Jim Rockford
So it is like a pacemaker. I can see it now, I'm in a 7-11 nuking a frozen burrito and some lady behind me is squirming like there are ants in her pants!!!
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:31 am to georgia
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This guy either, they're good because of the buildup before hand. What's she going to say? Oh I'm close, find the remote?! that being said, I feel bad for women who either can't or don't know how to get there.
Isn't this something y'all...I dunno...find out? From friends? From somebody?
It's pretty easy for guys.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:40 am to fr33manator
I think it becomes easier with age for women, I'm sure I thought I was good in bed when I was 20, but I was probably arrogant in my inexperience actually, some things require a level of maturity that's only brought about by experience. But I think there are supposedly an alarming percentage of women out there who claim that they've never experienced an orgasm at all, I don't know how that percentage breaks down into either lack of knowledge or physical impairment though.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:58 am to georgia
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require a level of maturity that is only brought out by experience
Well how you been Georgia?
eta: well frick everybody's sleeping
This post was edited on 3/7/14 at 3:01 am
Posted on 3/7/14 at 6:38 am to Jim Rockford
We're being phased out, gentleman. Pussification of America continues.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 6:55 am to ILikeLSUToo
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I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.
From the original New Scientist article:
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Meloy has yet to test the device on men, but says there's no reason it shouldn't work in the same way.
Posted on 3/7/14 at 7:37 am to AUCE05
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We're being phased out, gentleman. Pussification of America continues
You beat me to it....we're becoming the VHS beta tape
Posted on 3/7/14 at 7:50 am to Jim Rockford
They're a little late, my parents made one of these 23 years ago
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