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Scientists build orgasm machine for women

Posted on 3/7/14 at 1:57 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 1:57 am
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.



Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 1:58 am to
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Scientists build orgasm machine for women

They cloned me without my permission? Bastards! They said they wanted to cure cancer.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:00 am to
These women have clearly never been with OT ballers.
Posted by Legendary0903
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:01 am to
Geez... orgasms at the punch of a button? I wonder how much longer until everything is available at the push of a button?
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:06 am to
I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.
Posted by molsusports
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Posted by fr33manator
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I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.


We have an orgasm machine already.

And you must not know much about women's orgasms.
Posted by PierPunk
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:10 am to
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I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.


Every man is born with 2 of these
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:18 am to
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Scientists build orgasm machine for women
They cloned me without my permission? Bastards! They said they wanted to cure cancer.

And you're wanting to keep yourself away from women? For shame.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:22 am to
They would only use my powers for evil Jetsy.

Alas, I am powerless. Help me stay strong.
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Posted by georgia
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This guy either, they're good because of the buildup before hand. What's she going to say? Oh I'm close, find the remote?! that being said, I feel bad for women who either can't or don't know how to get there.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:30 am to
So it is like a pacemaker. I can see it now, I'm in a 7-11 nuking a frozen burrito and some lady behind me is squirming like there are ants in her pants!!!
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:31 am to
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This guy either, they're good because of the buildup before hand. What's she going to say? Oh I'm close, find the remote?! that being said, I feel bad for women who either can't or don't know how to get there.


Isn't this something y'all...I dunno...find out? From friends? From somebody?


It's pretty easy for guys.
Posted by georgia
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:40 am to
I think it becomes easier with age for women, I'm sure I thought I was good in bed when I was 20, but I was probably arrogant in my inexperience actually, some things require a level of maturity that's only brought about by experience. But I think there are supposedly an alarming percentage of women out there who claim that they've never experienced an orgasm at all, I don't know how that percentage breaks down into either lack of knowledge or physical impairment though.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 2:58 am to
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require a level of maturity that is only brought out by experience


Well how you been Georgia?

eta: well frick everybody's sleeping
This post was edited on 3/7/14 at 3:01 am
Posted by AUCE05
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 6:38 am to
We're being phased out, gentleman. Pussification of America continues.
Posted by foshizzle
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 6:55 am to
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I'm pretty sure if this were given to a man he'd be dead within the day.


From the original New Scientist article:

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Meloy has yet to test the device on men, but says there's no reason it shouldn't work in the same way.
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 7:37 am to
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We're being phased out, gentleman. Pussification of America continues

You beat me to it....we're becoming the VHS beta tape
Posted by LSUtiger17
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Posted on 3/7/14 at 7:50 am to
They're a little late, my parents made one of these 23 years ago
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