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Polar Bear attacks man in Yukon. WARNING: NOT FOR WEAK STOMACHE

Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:52 pm
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:52 pm
So this dude was just chillin in his tent in the Yukon, probably fapping to eskimo porn, when all of a sudden a damn Polar Bear jumps his tent. Needless to say, this dude is a badass for surving this.

"His claws started digging into my skin and he was biting my head"

"He jumped up and down on me four times breaking my ribs"

Spare me the Germans. This is from several years ago and I just stumbled on it again for the first time in a while. Enjoy!

















This post was edited on 10/5/11 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:53 pm to
That bear frickED THAT DUDE UP!
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87342 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:54 pm to
Eskimos
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178782 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:54 pm to
Hitler pulled his army from finlad to rescue him.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9895 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:54 pm to
I know you warned me, but....
Posted by chickman1313
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
4922 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:56 pm to
holy shite, Polar Bear dont care!
Posted by Propagandalf
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2010
2528 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:57 pm to
I'll spare you the germans, but once again...it's fake
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40487 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:57 pm to
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Hitler pulled his army from finlad to rescue him.


thanks, buddy. I guess it is from 2006, so fairgame.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40487 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

I'll spare you the germans, but once again...it's fake


thanks. The foot shot IS fake, but it was with the pictures and it made for a more interesting read. (just a random picture of a gunshot wound to the ankle)
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:58 pm to


frick if I was thate dude I would be eating that motherfricking bear for dinner and I would wear his coat as a jacket.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 2:58 pm to
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I'll spare you the germans, but once again...it's fake

Really?
Posted by guttata
prairieville
Member since Feb 2006
22653 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 3:14 pm to
Ooks like he still has a good achillis tendon. 4-6 weeks, good as new.
Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
15231 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 3:24 pm to
Damn. He got fricked up
Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
32608 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 3:27 pm to
Yukon + Polar bears + tent = Ruhtarded
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 10/5/11 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 6:13 pm to
holy shite that dude got freaked up
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 6:34 pm to
I'm hungry. Anybody else hungry?
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13333 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 6:36 pm to
Wonder if he hear this first but just didn't know what to think of it
Posted by Azazello
Member since Sep 2011
3231 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 7:04 pm to


that is insane
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48919 posts
Posted on 10/5/11 at 8:10 pm to
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I'm hungry. Anybody else hungry?

Grilled Knut?
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