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Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87356 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:01 am to


And to Flair, me too. My only use of cargo pockets on hunting pants is a huge wad of TP. Of course, i forget about it and wash the pants with it in there every time.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:03 am to
Only on the OB can we have a productive morning discussion about shittin' in the woods. Gotta love it.

Good to have a pleasant diversion from the stressful topic of the last couple days.

So remember, save a tree...
Wipe your arse with a spotted owl.
This post was edited on 12/17/12 at 9:05 am
Posted by JJChamp
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2012
537 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:05 am to
On the same topic, how far do you get away from your stand before you drop yer deposit? Some of the ones I have droped I think cleared the whole county.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:07 am to
Can't help you there...my shite don't stink!
Posted by JJChamp
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2012
537 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:09 am to
quote:

my shite don't stink


Im not going to lie, mine can peel the bark of the trees
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72047 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:10 am to
You know you're in a bind when that's the best thing you can find.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87356 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Only on the OB can we have a productive morning discussion about shittin' in the woods
The first thread here on that got deleted. We bitched.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Im not going to lie, mine can peel the bark of the trees


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 10:22 am to
My shits in the woods are never clean for some reason. Use a stick first and hope my fingers dont go through the leaves.


All the more reason to carry a roll of TP everywhere
Posted by 2drunk2care
Member since Oct 2010
187 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 10:25 am to
Sounds like you need to be better prepared. I always have TP or paper towels handy.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9283 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:00 am to
green cow oak leaf. Nice fuzzy underside, holds together well. Also, sycamore. Big leaf, lots of area for wiping.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61758 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:04 am to
I always have some charmin with me
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87356 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:08 am to
quote:

green cow oak leaf.
So rare
Posted by bapple
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
12226 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Im not going to lie, mine can peel the bark of the trees


Funny how we humans are so used to it dropping in water and masking the smell. We always say "dog shite smells awful." I like to argue that our brand is worse when comparing them both in bare air.

If I have to go that bad, I'm not worried about dropping off some close to the stand. Code brown calls for some sacrifice.

And yes, I always have emergency TP. I almost forgot it on this last hunting trip but remembered to pack it. Good thing or I would have had to sacrifice a sock or shirt.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29897 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:15 am to
I just use the top of a sock or, even better, the title page (or more if necessary) of whatever paperback I have stuck in the leg pocket of my camo cargo pants.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:15 am to
I just drag my arse along the ground like a dog.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29897 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:15 am to
Carrying a paperback book has double use in this situation. Something to read while you are taking care of business and you can use the pages as TP as you finish reading.
Posted by bapple
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
12226 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:17 am to
quote:

I just drag my arse along the ground like a dog.




Gotta clean them anal glands...
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:21 am to
quote:

come out of the woods with one less sock



this is the correct answer...frick some leaves...
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
28629 posts
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:22 am to
I never, ever don't have TP in either my truck or Ranger. It's usually in my blind bag as well.
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