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Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:03 am to Boats n Hose
Only on the OB can we have a productive morning discussion about shittin' in the woods. Gotta love it.
Good to have a pleasant diversion from the stressful topic of the last couple days.
So remember, save a tree...
Wipe your arse with a spotted owl.
Good to have a pleasant diversion from the stressful topic of the last couple days.
So remember, save a tree...
Wipe your arse with a spotted owl.
This post was edited on 12/17/12 at 9:05 am
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:05 am to CoastieGM
On the same topic, how far do you get away from your stand before you drop yer deposit? Some of the ones I have droped I think cleared the whole county.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:07 am to JJChamp
Can't help you there...my shite don't stink! 
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:09 am to CoastieGM
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my shite don't stink
Im not going to lie, mine can peel the bark of the trees
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:10 am to AlxTgr
You know you're in a bind when that's the best thing you can find.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:10 am to CoastieGM
quote:The first thread here on that got deleted. We bitched.
Only on the OB can we have a productive morning discussion about shittin' in the woods
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:35 am to JJChamp
quote:
Im not going to lie, mine can peel the bark of the trees
Posted on 12/17/12 at 10:22 am to CoastieGM
My shits in the woods are never clean for some reason. Use a stick first and hope my fingers dont go through the leaves.
All the more reason to carry a roll of TP everywhere
All the more reason to carry a roll of TP everywhere
Posted on 12/17/12 at 10:25 am to CoastieGM
Sounds like you need to be better prepared. I always have TP or paper towels handy.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:00 am to CoastieGM
green cow oak leaf. Nice fuzzy underside, holds together well. Also, sycamore. Big leaf, lots of area for wiping.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:04 am to CoastieGM
I always have some charmin with me
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:08 am to Mung
quote:So rare
green cow oak leaf.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:13 am to JJChamp
quote:
Im not going to lie, mine can peel the bark of the trees
Funny how we humans are so used to it dropping in water and masking the smell. We always say "dog shite smells awful." I like to argue that our brand is worse when comparing them both in bare air.
If I have to go that bad, I'm not worried about dropping off some close to the stand. Code brown calls for some sacrifice.
And yes, I always have emergency TP. I almost forgot it on this last hunting trip but remembered to pack it. Good thing or I would have had to sacrifice a sock or shirt.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:15 am to AlxTgr
I just use the top of a sock or, even better, the title page (or more if necessary) of whatever paperback I have stuck in the leg pocket of my camo cargo pants.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:15 am to bapple
I just drag my arse along the ground like a dog.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:15 am to TigerDeacon
Carrying a paperback book has double use in this situation. Something to read while you are taking care of business and you can use the pages as TP as you finish reading.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:17 am to SmackoverHawg
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I just drag my arse along the ground like a dog.
Gotta clean them anal glands...
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:21 am to Flair Chops
quote:
come out of the woods with one less sock
this is the correct answer...frick some leaves...
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:22 am to bapple
I never, ever don't have TP in either my truck or Ranger. It's usually in my blind bag as well.
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