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re: Leaves for Toilet Paper
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:22 am to CoastieGM
Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:22 am to CoastieGM
About 10 years ago I was working in the woods looking at some timber. Had a female representing my client along for the day. It was raining that day, so when we got out of the truck I grabbed a t-shirt off the backseat and put it in my bag. When she asked why I said "because you can't wipe yourself with wet toilet paper."
She didn't really talk much the rest of the day, and to this day I wonder if she thought I was bringing that shirt for her to use.
She didn't really talk much the rest of the day, and to this day I wonder if she thought I was bringing that shirt for her to use.
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Posted on 12/17/12 at 11:28 am to AlxTgr
quote:
So rare(green cow oak leaf)
I was just remembering a kayak trip to Chicot Lake, in the spring. An emergency necessitated an island stop. There was a young cow oak with lovely brand new leaves...
Worked way better than the usual brown crumbly overcup leaves I am used to using during fall emergencies.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 12:01 pm to Redfish2010
quote:
Undershirt and pocket knife
this.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 12:01 pm to CoastieGM
Where I hunt, muscadine or red oak are the best.
Lately I carry a ziplock bag of baby wipes in my cargo pocket because I am incapable of taking a mid-morning walk in the woods without having the urge to pop a squat.
When I get old and constipated, I hope I live near a forest.
Lately I carry a ziplock bag of baby wipes in my cargo pocket because I am incapable of taking a mid-morning walk in the woods without having the urge to pop a squat.
When I get old and constipated, I hope I live near a forest.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 12:40 pm to tenfoe
quote:Unique way to get a woman to leave you alone. Hmmmm.
She didn't really talk much the rest of the day, and to this day I wonder if she thought I was bringing that shirt for her to use.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 12:44 pm to CoastieGM
I carry a roll of tp always because coffee and sausage buiscuits+ walking and fresh air = bowel cleansing.
Also great for marking blood trails.
Also great for marking blood trails.
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