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Leaves for Toilet Paper
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:33 am
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:33 am
Who on the OB knows what leaves makes a good toilet paper substitute?
If so, which type of leaf is your favorite?
If so, which type of leaf is your favorite?
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Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:34 am to CoastieGM
Undershirt and pocket knife
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:35 am to CoastieGM
magnolia are the biggest, but they will crack
pecan leaves are soft, but you have to get a lot of them
if it has come down to leaves, usually it means it is an emergency, and I just grab whatever is close, or use my sock
pecan leaves are soft, but you have to get a lot of them
if it has come down to leaves, usually it means it is an emergency, and I just grab whatever is close, or use my sock
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:35 am to CoastieGM
Can't help you. If I do force myself to shite out of doors, it is coming out with such velocity wiping usually ain't necessary, and when I do, I sacrifice t shirt sleeves and underdrawers.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:36 am to CoastieGM
I always keep two things with me in my truck at all times, especially when I am in the woods. 1. my gun 2. a roll of toilet paper. you never want to mess up and think it is a leaf and it be something like poision oak. 
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:36 am to CoastieGM
Palmettos can be used with great effectiveness if you're careful.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:40 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:...and shave the hair on your arse with it at the same time.
Palmettos can be used with great effectiveness if you're careful.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:41 am to CoastieGM
These are the best:
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:44 am to CoastieGM
1. American Elm. Decent size with symmetrical raised vanes for maximum scrapage
2. Sycamore. Shear size gets it here plus rough enough to get you by
3. Amercan Basswood. Size and good friction. Very close to the Sycamore
4. Mulberry. See basswood
2. Sycamore. Shear size gets it here plus rough enough to get you by
3. Amercan Basswood. Size and good friction. Very close to the Sycamore
4. Mulberry. See basswood
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:44 am to wickowick
fresh magnolia still has a lil fuzz on it. Then you can used the "cupped" side to scoop out your shite.
Great grandparents always used corn cobs.
Great grandparents always used corn cobs.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:45 am to wickowick
quote:
These are the best:
Ouch...that would bring a new meaning to the phrase "got a case of the red-arse."
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:46 am to AlxTgr
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Sycamore
+1
Unfortunately our lack of sycamore trees often leaves me with no choice other than the palmetto
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:46 am to CoastieGM
I would use sycamore if possible.
This time a year pine needlessly be the only option. Get creative
This time a year pine needlessly be the only option. Get creative
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:47 am to CoastieGM
Sycamore. In my opinion they are hands-down the best. Maybe not during deer season, but from March-June whey they are green and new they are damn near exactly like toilet paper. Walk through the woods with my 5 year old and she'll point out all the sycamore leaves and tell you the same.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:48 am to CoastieGM
Another vote for Sycamore.
Red Oak are also good.
Red Oak are also good.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:49 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Palmetto is terrible. It's slick as owl shite.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:49 am to tenfoe
Muscadine grape leave are about the best.
Spanish moss works even better, if you're willing to suffer from chiggers eating your crotch alive for the next month…not that I'd really know that.
Spanish moss works even better, if you're willing to suffer from chiggers eating your crotch alive for the next month…not that I'd really know that.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:56 am to AlxTgr
quote:
Leaves for Toilet Paper
1. American Elm. Decent size with symmetrical raised vanes for maximum scrapage
2. Sycamore. Shear size gets it here plus rough enough to get you by
3. Amercan Basswood. Size and good friction. Very close to the Sycamore
4. Mulberry. See basswood
So scientific Alx.
Posted on 12/17/12 at 8:57 am to CoastieGM
i haven't used a leaf in a LONG time. i generally carry tp just in case. sometimes i come out of the woods with one less sock
Posted on 12/17/12 at 9:00 am to CoastieGM
Rip off draws or cut a sock
Or just keep one of those little small packs of Kleenex in your bag
Or just keep one of those little small packs of Kleenex in your bag
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