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Posted on 4/22/14 at 11:24 pm to theenemy
shite man I don't like snakes but I swear you'd think every poster on the OB lost a brother to a snake bite or something. Have respect for the snake, but Jesus don't be such bitches
Posted on 4/22/14 at 11:42 pm to REB BEER
Cottonmouth, and the dude looks like he knows what he is doing. As usuall, the snake fear here is comical. If you know what you are doing, it isn't that difficult to handle snakes. If you are a snake catcher and you get bit, it's generally because you don't care. When catching nonvenomous species, my first priority was always catching the snake - not avoiding getting bit. You grab them by whatever body part you can get ahold of, and they grab you. When you catch venomous snakes, the priority becomes avoiding getting bit. Careful, experienced people don't get bit (usually).
This post was edited on 4/22/14 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:32 am to REB BEER
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They are from Arkansas if that helps explain the retardedness.
I don't know whether to be like
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:53 am to Boats n Hose
So, catching a venomous snake is one thing, how do you let it go without it turning and killing you. 
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:57 am to REB BEER
that's a cotton mouth. his hands will now smell like shite for two days.
poor stupid
poor stupid
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:08 am to KingRanch
Potential Darwin Award Winner here.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:15 am to kywildcatfanone
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how do you let it go without it turning and killing you.
Cane knife, shovel, baseball bat.
Fling the moc'sin as far as you can into your totally cleared 200' x 200' open pasture. Then pick up your 9' broadsword and approach this totally vicious yet "Why me?" hapless monster with caution and slice/dice this friendly slitherer into 73 pieces that can be quickly gathered and stewed/fried later. Or not.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:22 am to Carson123987
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My a-hole was cringing the whole time I scrolled through those pics
At the ginger? Me too.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:58 am to REB BEER
That snakes head should not be attached
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:08 am to TaserTiger
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Fling the moc'sin as far as you can into your totally cleared 200' x 200' open pasture. Then pick up your radio, and call in air strike.
FIFY
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:09 am to Boats n Hose
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I swear you'd think every poster on the OB lost a brother to a snake bite or something. Have respect for the snake, but Jesus don't be such bitches
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:16 am to Teague
Not a brother, but lost a good friend to a pigmy rattler.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 8:19 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:16 am to 911Moto
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911Moto
My thoughts EXACTLY. I usually catch every snake I see. Except water snakes because they smell like shite
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:27 am to REB BEER
Definately a Cottonmouth. Had one of those SOBs come after me at a high school golf tourney when I walked to the tee box. Took a driver to it and ended it, but damn it scared the shite out of me. I cant stand those things because of how aggressive they are. That ginger has a bigger pair than I do, thats for sure.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:51 am to GRIZZ
Check out this guy's response of how to treat a strike from this heinous creature.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 9:25 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:59 am to REB BEER
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I'd probably just take a benadryl and a pain pill and go to sleep
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