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re: Zombie apocalypse I'm 2 weeks. What steps do you take to prepare?

Posted on 3/12/23 at 7:46 am to
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16100 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 7:46 am to
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Fast zombies or slow zombies?


This is the most important question to ask. You’re fricked if the zombies can run; They don’t slow down or lose stamina, they just run at full speed for as long as they need to. Also, running could possibly equate to the ability to jump. If it’s an apocalypse situation with fast zombies, I’m eating a damn bullet because there is no hope and I’m not going to be a damn zombie.

Walking zombies? I’ll be fine for a long while.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6056 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 7:57 am to
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If you knew a catastrophic world altering event is going to take place with a 2 weeks notice what's your plans?

What are the essential must haves?


I have first hand experience with this. Stock up on toilet paper.
Posted by Reubaltaich
A nation under duress
Member since Jun 2006
5203 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:30 am to
Two Johnny's Pizza and a case of Dr Pepper.

I am set.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5790 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:33 am to
Surround your house with treadmills. They’ll never defeat that defense.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
452631 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:33 am to
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This is the most important question to ask. You’re fricked if the zombies can run; They don’t slow down or lose stamina, they just run at full speed for as long as they need to. Also, running could possibly equate to the ability to jump. If it’s an apocalypse situation with fast zombies, I’m eating a damn bullet because there is no hope and I’m not going to be a damn zombie.

If you could survive about a week, the zombie threat would largely be contained. The world would be over, but zombies aren't a realistic enemy and could be contained easily.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
18604 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:57 am to
Clan up with other like minded folks in a place, area, small town, whatever that can be defended.
There's a book, "One Second After", that is about this scenario. An enemy sets off an EMP above America and everything comes to an instant halt. Great read.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
71037 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:05 am to
Lots of ammo and freeze dried meals plus water filters.

Relocate to a camp and fortify.
Expect to easily hold out for first 6 months if a water source is nearby.
After that would have to see where we are at. Are there pocket civilizations? Did part of the government pull through? Or I alone like Will Smith in Legend?
Posted by Cajun Tifoso
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2010
2696 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:08 am to
It would be just our luck to have the zombie apocalypse in the middle of our fricking baseball season
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
10175 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:32 am to
Steal a big arse boat and go live in the caribbean
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
34794 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:45 am to
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Zombie apocalypse I'm 2 weeks. What steps do you take to prepare?


definitely the blend in technique like Bill Murray in Zombieland
Posted by Turner River Terror
Member since Apr 2022
273 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 10:42 am to
Get my Climbing Tree stand out and live in the tree tops for a bit..
Posted by LazarusJohnson
Member since Mar 2022
150 posts
Posted on 3/12/23 at 10:46 am to
I'd blow the levees and flood everything, hole up in a nice house on a mound, and live on fish and beer until the end came.
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