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re: Zombie apocalypse I'm 2 weeks. What steps do you take to prepare?
Posted on 3/12/23 at 7:46 am to timbo247
Posted on 3/12/23 at 7:46 am to timbo247
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Fast zombies or slow zombies?
This is the most important question to ask. You’re fricked if the zombies can run; They don’t slow down or lose stamina, they just run at full speed for as long as they need to. Also, running could possibly equate to the ability to jump. If it’s an apocalypse situation with fast zombies, I’m eating a damn bullet because there is no hope and I’m not going to be a damn zombie.
Walking zombies? I’ll be fine for a long while.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 7:57 am to FilingCabinetBill
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If you knew a catastrophic world altering event is going to take place with a 2 weeks notice what's your plans?
What are the essential must haves?
I have first hand experience with this. Stock up on toilet paper.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:30 am to FilingCabinetBill
Two Johnny's Pizza and a case of Dr Pepper.
I am set.
I am set.

Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:33 am to FilingCabinetBill
Surround your house with treadmills. They’ll never defeat that defense.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:33 am to crispyUGA
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This is the most important question to ask. You’re fricked if the zombies can run; They don’t slow down or lose stamina, they just run at full speed for as long as they need to. Also, running could possibly equate to the ability to jump. If it’s an apocalypse situation with fast zombies, I’m eating a damn bullet because there is no hope and I’m not going to be a damn zombie.
If you could survive about a week, the zombie threat would largely be contained. The world would be over, but zombies aren't a realistic enemy and could be contained easily.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 8:57 am to 427Nova
Clan up with other like minded folks in a place, area, small town, whatever that can be defended.
There's a book, "One Second After", that is about this scenario. An enemy sets off an EMP above America and everything comes to an instant halt. Great read.
There's a book, "One Second After", that is about this scenario. An enemy sets off an EMP above America and everything comes to an instant halt. Great read.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:05 am to FilingCabinetBill
Lots of ammo and freeze dried meals plus water filters.
Relocate to a camp and fortify.
Expect to easily hold out for first 6 months if a water source is nearby.
After that would have to see where we are at. Are there pocket civilizations? Did part of the government pull through? Or I alone like Will Smith in Legend?
Relocate to a camp and fortify.
Expect to easily hold out for first 6 months if a water source is nearby.
After that would have to see where we are at. Are there pocket civilizations? Did part of the government pull through? Or I alone like Will Smith in Legend?
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:08 am to FilingCabinetBill
It would be just our luck to have the zombie apocalypse in the middle of our fricking baseball season
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:32 am to FilingCabinetBill
Steal a big arse boat and go live in the caribbean
Posted on 3/12/23 at 9:45 am to FilingCabinetBill
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Zombie apocalypse I'm 2 weeks. What steps do you take to prepare?
definitely the blend in technique like Bill Murray in Zombieland
Posted on 3/12/23 at 10:42 am to LooseCannon22282
Get my Climbing Tree stand out and live in the tree tops for a bit..
Posted on 3/12/23 at 10:46 am to FilingCabinetBill
I'd blow the levees and flood everything, hole up in a nice house on a mound, and live on fish and beer until the end came.
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