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You've got a week to live...no f'cks given

Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:32 pm
You've got a week to live and since you're about to die, have no consequences. What are you going to do that you couldn't do otherwise?

Unacceptable responses include:
-rape
-murder
-anything of the sorts

Personally I am going to get a 4 wheeler and completely destroy the nicest golf course I can find, because I hate everything about golf and golf culture.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59437 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:33 pm to
Buy every four wheeler available so you can't do jack shite.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17230 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Unacceptable responses include: 
-rape 
-murder 


But those are really the only two acceptable answers, are they not?
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16413 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
Hookers and blow.
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
19204 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
Drive down the interstate and run every fricker off the road that is going slow in the left lane.
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15113 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:


Personally I am going to get a 4 wheeler and completely destroy the nicest golf course I can find, because I hate everything about golf and golf culture.



So you'd rather focus on something you hate rather than do something you'd passionately enjoy?
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29900 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Personally I am going to get a 4 wheeler and completely destroy the nicest golf course I can find, because I hate everything about golf and golf culture.


That's a pretty stupid way to spend your last week.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
Refreshing thread!

Never Been done!


Not..
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:35 pm to
Buy a metal carport, litter blatantly and text and drive




Just to spite the OT.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Personally I am going to get a 4 wheeler and completely destroy the nicest golf course I can find, because I hate everything about golf and golf culture.
Oh yeah? Well I'd go burn down your shitty Moose Lodge you dick
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:35 pm to
If no one else knows I am dying I would take out a huge life insurance policy and then frick your mom one last time
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:35 pm to
Covet the shite out of my neighbor's wife.


#YOLO
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

So you'd rather focus on something you hate rather than do something you'd passionately enjoy?


It's not the only thing I'd do. Just one f-you in between the sentimental stuff and all
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:36 pm to
Get a leaf blower and blow all leaves and yard clippings into the middle of the street.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:37 pm to
Is there another answer other than hookers and blow?
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:39 pm to
Continue with the hookers and blow
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:40 pm to
Use all of my money to skydive over Hawaii, Tuscany, etc, and as many islands and awesome scenic views as possible while stoned and eating mushrooms. Hopefully I can coordinate my skydiving with some amazing rock concerts, then go out in a blaze of glory and a hail of gunfire
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:40 pm to
If I can't rape and murder then I have nothing to live for anyway.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4229 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 1:41 pm to
Why are raping and murder not options if f*cks aren't given? Those would be my first two choices in that scenario!

However, if you had a week to live, and you knew it, you'd probably be busy getting right with God juuust in case.
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