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re: You've got a week to live...no f'cks given

Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:46 pm to
Carefully stage an accidental death so my family can have the life insurance and my AD&D policy money too. Yep. That would be on day 6.

Days 1-5 I would do an ounce of blow and a Thai lady boy.

Would they do a toxicology on a single car accident before paying the AD&D policy? Hmm
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:49 pm to
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Drive down the interstate and run every fricker off the road that is going slow in the left lane.

Do that to me and your week will end a few days short.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:54 pm to
Almost word for word, you stole my answer

quote:

What I would honestly most likely do: Spend every last second with my family

The boring, but obvious one.

quote:

Hypothetical answer: Binge on booze, adrenaline, and p*ssy

Taking family out of the equation, this because why not?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46661 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:56 pm to
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Do that to me and your week will end a few days short.


Look out folks we got a left lane badass in here!

Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4005 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:18 pm to
Bull shite, you'd probably just get that Brazzers subscription you always wanted and end up dying alone pants-less and dehydrated, in a room lit only by the glow of your computer screen.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Bull shite, you'd probably just get that Brazzers subscription you always wanted and end up dying alone pants-less and dehydrated, in a room lit only by the glow of your computer screen.

I mean, the Brazzers girls will do anything for money. If you have a little saved up and know how to use Twitter, you can actually be banging a Brazzers girl or 2 during your final days.
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