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re: You've got a week to live...no f'cks given
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:46 pm to dabigfella
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:46 pm to dabigfella
Carefully stage an accidental death so my family can have the life insurance and my AD&D policy money too. Yep. That would be on day 6.
Days 1-5 I would do an ounce of blow and a Thai lady boy.
Would they do a toxicology on a single car accident before paying the AD&D policy? Hmm
Days 1-5 I would do an ounce of blow and a Thai lady boy.
Would they do a toxicology on a single car accident before paying the AD&D policy? Hmm
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:49 pm to poncho villa
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Drive down the interstate and run every fricker off the road that is going slow in the left lane.
Do that to me and your week will end a few days short.
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:54 pm to Blob Fish
Almost word for word, you stole my answer
quote:The boring, but obvious one.
What I would honestly most likely do: Spend every last second with my family
quote:Taking family out of the equation, this because why not?
Hypothetical answer: Binge on booze, adrenaline, and p*ssy
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:56 pm to texashorn
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Do that to me and your week will end a few days short.
Look out folks we got a left lane badass in here!
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:18 pm to Honky Lips
Bull shite, you'd probably just get that Brazzers subscription you always wanted and end up dying alone pants-less and dehydrated, in a room lit only by the glow of your computer screen.
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:31 pm to Emteein
quote:I mean, the Brazzers girls will do anything for money. If you have a little saved up and know how to use Twitter, you can actually be banging a Brazzers girl or 2 during your final days.
Bull shite, you'd probably just get that Brazzers subscription you always wanted and end up dying alone pants-less and dehydrated, in a room lit only by the glow of your computer screen.
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