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re: You’ve been kidnapped by the cartel. Life or death you have to accomplish one sports task

Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
1620 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Just an FYI, kicking a FG is harder than you think


From 20 yards on a tee you don’t need to get fancy. No soccer style needed, just a straight on kick.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6141 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:35 pm to
I’m good with 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 and 8. I’ll let the cartel pick.
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:37 pm to
#6 and it ain’t close. Have you seen some of those goobers who make multiple within one minute? They’re almost all over 50%. If I get two shots and miss both, I deserve to die.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13457 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

Just an FYI, kicking a FG is harder than you think

Off a tee from 20 yards is not that hard assuming no one is trying to block it.
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:52 pm to
Anybody who chose putt, free throw or field goal, you’re guaranteeing yourself a 20% to 30% chance of death.

Better start drinking some Dr.Pepper.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76502 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6507 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

Chest pass or real throw?


frick a chest pass. I’ll get flayed and beheaded with dignity.
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:27 pm to
Love all the people picking free throw. Professional athletes only hit at a 70-85% clip with the only pressure being a game. But you all feel confident with your life on the line
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20721 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:34 pm to
8, 1,2,3, 5, 6, 7, and 4 in that order
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4351 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

At full power, I'd be around 85%


If you have an 85% 1st serve percentage at full blast, you have a very weak serve.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41630 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:38 pm to
Definitely could do 2, 5, and 7

Probably 6 & 8

Hi, jeffsdad and triple7
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:43 pm to
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Anybody who chose putt, free throw or field goal, you’re guaranteeing yourself a 20% to 30% chance of death.


A flat, four-foot putt is a gimmie.
This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 11:50 pm
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.


For those of you who have picked this one, how many of y’all have experience doing this?

Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4351 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

8. Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.


Then you have a pissed off psychopath that shoots you anyway for showing him up. Cartel members aren't exactly men of their word, so not #8.
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 12:00 am
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21160 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Just an FYI, kicking a FG is harder than you think



We used to frick around during practice sometimes if our group got a few minutes of downtime. Most non-kickers are going to look stupid on the first try without any practice.
Posted by gobuxgo5
Member since Nov 2012
10028 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 12:02 am to
Fg for me would be a gimmie.
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 12:03 am
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
1439 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 1:03 am to
I'm inclined to agree, though I took the putting option, at which I am fairly steady.

My problem with the belt-high, 80 mph pitch scenario is the term, "from a machine." I have had pitching machines spin balls out at me hard (both toward and away from me), not sure I want to lose my hunger games bet because I got jammed by an unexpected screw ball lol.

Putting seems safer because it's short, flat and requires no involvement with an external machine. My life is on the life here, I'll either knock it down or I won't!
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34903 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 1:12 am to
quote:

6 and it ain’t close. Have you seen some of those goobers who make multiple within one minute? They’re almost all over 50%. If I get two shots and miss both, I deserve to die.


Exactly

Professionals frick up the other ones ALL THE TIME
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 1:50 am to
quote:

A flat, four-foot putt is a gimmie.


You stand over that ball, pick it up with the heel of the club and flick it at El Chapo Jr, saying “it’s good.”

Let me know how that works out.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 1:52 am to
quote:

. Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).


I'm no tennis pro, but fairly sure I could bloop one over the net.
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