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re: You're stuck on an island with Lizzo...
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:20 pm to bushwacker
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:20 pm to bushwacker
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That bitch couldnt go 4 hours without food.
eh, it'd probably take 6 months to starve her
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Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:22 pm to Lutcher Lad
Panic. That’s a big beast
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:22 pm to Lutcher Lad
I’d rather use water from Camp Lejeune to mix up a load of Round-Up and paraquat and spray for weeds around an asbestos ridden ship yard.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:22 pm to Northshoretiger87
She so fat her cellulite shows through spandex.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:23 pm to Realityintheface
At least you know there will probably be snacks.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:23 pm to Lutcher Lad
Shade in the summer
Warmth in the winter
Warmth in the winter
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:25 pm to upgrayedd
quote:Pray to the heavens that she's really into BJs!
Not happy that I'd have to bang her, but I'd definitely end up doing it.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:27 pm to Lutcher Lad
Limited food? She would probably lose a shite ton of weight. Who knows what she might end up looking like.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:30 pm to tigersownall
You'd be able to use all her loose skin as a sail for the raft
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:30 pm to Lutcher Lad
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cannabalism
Or do what you would with any other inedible meat. Use it for bait.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:35 pm to Lutcher Lad
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Happy or sad? Stay cool or you panick?
Well, sad. Porbably panic at first, because I'm stuck on the island.
Then I would jackhammer her fat arse. Why not?
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:35 pm to Lutcher Lad
Bash her head in with a rock
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:36 pm to teke184
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I’d cut her open and use her like a Tauntaun when the night got a little chilly.
Why cut her open? looks like you could easily be kept warm by pulling one of those huge fat rolls over like a blanket.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:51 pm to Lutcher Lad
Probably just kill her and enjoy the peace and quiet
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:54 pm to Fat and Happy
In an effort survive with her I would recommend this guy..
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:57 pm to FLObserver
I don’t want to suffocate in my sleep when she rolls over.
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:59 pm to Loup
Yall are looking at this wrong
In like 5 months, Lizzo would be a lean mean machine. On like 800-1000 calories a day she would lose about 25 pounds a month
In like 5 months, Lizzo would be a lean mean machine. On like 800-1000 calories a day she would lose about 25 pounds a month
Posted on 9/8/22 at 4:02 pm to Lutcher Lad
How large is her gravitational sphere of influence?
Posted on 9/8/22 at 4:09 pm to Lutcher Lad
You would go hungry. Can’t live on fat and gristle
Posted on 9/8/22 at 4:16 pm to Northshoretiger87
If she is wearing that yellow suit, she could serve as a signal to search crews.
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