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re: You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When...
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:28 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:28 pm to fallguy_1978
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Damn, just disappeared?
Kinda. Finally got her mom to confess that she was at her house after a few weeks of calling. I filed for divorce and she never even showed up for court. I guess things worked out for the best.
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Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:34 pm to BRL79
The custom house = divorce is the damn truth. Saw it happen to my brother like clockwork and he didn’t even have to pay for most of it (her dad did). And my brother is “easy going” as it gets.
Chicks go certifiable schizo when designing a house and trying to lord over a bunch of contractors.
It can also apply when remodeling.
Chicks go certifiable schizo when designing a house and trying to lord over a bunch of contractors.
It can also apply when remodeling.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:37 pm to WB Davis
When she asks, “what time will you be home?”
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:45 pm to WB Davis
My wife shows up wearing an Alabama tee shirt.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:58 pm to WB Davis
No lie that is exactly what happened to me. Built a house, 2 months later I wake up and she is gone. Either that or she was just a big whore
Posted on 5/26/23 at 11:05 pm to WB Davis
Put together furniture
Posted on 5/26/23 at 11:33 pm to Ric Flair
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You go from individual Facebook profiles to sharing the same Facebook profile. Joe Smith and Kate Smith all of a sudden are morphed into one profile called “Joe-N-Kate Smith.” Classic sign that one got busted cheating. Typically followed by pics/comments showing how much “in love” they are, verbiage showing praise for their spouse, with a subsequent separation/divorce proceedings 6 months later.
So true
Also, if your wife ever post some bullshite “inspirational” girl power quote from Sex and the City on her social media, you are fricked and she’s already decided she’s leaving.
Might seem oddly specific, and I guess it is, but I’ve noticed this IRL with 3 women/divorces.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 11:36 pm to WB Davis
…she starts banging her 15 year old student.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 11:51 pm to WB Davis
We would all be better off if you had a girlfriend.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 12:04 am to lsufan1971
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Laying the cable
I knew a couple where the wife left her husband for a guy laying a gas pipeline across their property. I couldn’t help commenting that he was laying the pipe while laying the pipe.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 12:08 am to WB Davis
Can someone give me an accurate rate on the divorce rate these days? I mean is it even worth the effort when they have every incentive to when they get bored?
This post was edited on 5/27/23 at 12:11 am
Posted on 5/27/23 at 12:56 am to WB Davis
When you tell your doctor you think your wife has herpes…
and he gives HIMSELF a shot of penicillin
and he gives HIMSELF a shot of penicillin
Posted on 5/27/23 at 1:48 am to SportsGuyNOLA
BTW, when you walk into the courtroom, the groom's family sits on the left.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 6:31 am to WB Davis
When the doctor tells you to go get checked for genital warts.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 6:35 am to skipjackbama
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True story I know of 4 divorces that took place bs of this. 5 woman (4 Milfs and one toad)would go and rent hotel rooms next to the concert venue. They would go to the concert and hook up with young dudes in their 20's and go back to the hotel after the show and do the deed. After several times of the Toad not being able to find anyone that wanted to bang her she got pissed anf ratted the other 4 woman out to their husbands. The toad produced pics of the other 4 kissing and hooking up with the dudes at the shows.
So the lesson here is make sure they have a toad among the group.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 6:56 am to WB Davis
When you own more than one boat. For each boat you have, the probability of divorce goes up exponentially.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 7:15 am to sleepytime
True story after years of stupid arguing I knew for sure that there was no coming back when I got home from work and my ex told me that I could not eat the dinner she had made for everyone. Granted she even said this in front of my kids. She was mad about me telling her to get a job and stop playing country club tennis Aw wry morning and going drinking at the club for lunch everyday.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 7:45 am to doublecutter
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When one of your wife's friends sees you at Pat O'Briens with your side piece.
Never take your side piece anywhere unless it's out of state.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 8:01 am to SwampRocket
Don’t get married fellas. To quote a genius, “ the juice ain’t worth the squeeze no mo” and he is 100% correct
This post was edited on 5/27/23 at 8:05 am
Posted on 5/27/23 at 8:18 am to BRL79
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Come to find out not only were they arguing constantly about the details of the house but he found out she starting cheating with the electrician that was doing their wiring.
It's usually the plumber.
Good going sparky
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