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re: Your wife walks in on you...
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:56 am to frankthetank
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:56 am to frankthetank
Nope,i act like a spider is on him and I'm shoooing it away
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:56 am to frankthetank
I bet you have also accidently hit the Stream to chromecast button instead of expand screen on your phone and sent some pornhub to your living room tv.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:57 am to frankthetank
She would either (Finish up for me) or (hand me a bottle of moisturizing lotion)
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:59 am to Displaced
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Wasn't your wife banging smack dealers?
My ex from years ago? Sure was. Now I have a sexy 23 year old girlfriend that loves pleasing her man.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:20 pm to frankthetank
"Oh hey, I'm glad you're here... do we still have that picture of your sister hanging out by the pool around here somewhere?"
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:23 pm to StringedInstruments
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My wife has never walked in on me jerkin' it. How are you so careless?
I read into the situation differently than you.
I figured he was jerkin it so often, he was getting caught more often.
Think about a dude drinking and driving 5 times a day.....He is gonna get a couple DUI's.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:25 pm to LasVegasTiger
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I bet you have also accidently hit the Stream to chromecast button instead of expand screen on your phone and sent some pornhub to your living room tv.
The Bluetooth speaker in our kitchen is not my friend
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:25 pm to frankthetank
Bruh, my ex was such a fricking stiff that she considered it cheating (masturbating) AND she stopped putting out.
So glad that stiff is gone now. She changed quick after being together for a few months. At first she wanted it all the time, then became none all the time.
So glad that stiff is gone now. She changed quick after being together for a few months. At first she wanted it all the time, then became none all the time.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:28 pm to frankthetank
“Oh, good. You’re here. Have a seat. No, you won’t need a stool or chair.”
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:30 pm to reo45
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Bruh, my ex was such a fricking stiff that she considered it cheating (masturbating) AND she stopped putting out.
So glad that stiff is gone now. She changed quick after being together for a few months. At first she wanted it all the time, then became none all the time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably didn't want it all the time at first either
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:30 pm to rantfan
Make sure you jizz on the good towels.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:32 pm to StringedInstruments
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My wife has never walked in on me jerkin' it. How are you so careless?
This...
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:33 pm to CobraCommander83
If you have never been caught, your not doing it enough!
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:33 pm to frankthetank
No, I tell her, "I wouldn't be doing this if you ever got that headache and fatigue thing figured out."
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:34 pm to frankthetank
I only let my SO walk in on me jerking it when I am doing so to pics of her sister.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:34 pm to frankthetank
So this scenario assumes she's not already in the room? Why in the world would I try to hide that? Usually it goes..."want to...okay, then Im going to do this now".
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:36 pm to KG6
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So this scenario assumes she's not already in the room? Why in the world would I try to hide that? Usually it goes..."want to...okay, then Im going to do this now".
This
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:44 pm to frankthetank
Out of all the things she has walked in on me, masturbating would be the no problem and either join in or watch.
Really the only thing that chases her off is when I sit down for paperwork.
Really the only thing that chases her off is when I sit down for paperwork.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:47 pm to frankthetank
Point it at her, continue the business, while chasing her around the house.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 1:23 pm to frankthetank
That turned my ex on
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