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Your wife walks in on you...
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:35 am
... masturbating. Do you stop?
They know we do it, but would your SO care if she caught you? I've been caught several times and I'm to the point now where I'd rather just keep on going till I'm finished. She doesn't mind. Hell, she probably prefers it so I don't bug her constantly about putting out.
FWIW I've been married a long time at this point, so sex isn't exactly an everyday occurrence anymore.
They know we do it, but would your SO care if she caught you? I've been caught several times and I'm to the point now where I'd rather just keep on going till I'm finished. She doesn't mind. Hell, she probably prefers it so I don't bug her constantly about putting out.
FWIW I've been married a long time at this point, so sex isn't exactly an everyday occurrence anymore.
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:36 am to frankthetank
The obvious reply is to ask her to finish the job.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:37 am to frankthetank
I don't jerk off when my wife is home. That's fricking weird.
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 11:38 am
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:37 am to frankthetank
"What took you so long? I'm almost finished now."
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:37 am to frankthetank
Tell her to take top off and finish on her tits.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:39 am to frankthetank
You play that shite off like you knew she was walking in the door. Say "You're so hot baby, I've been thinking about you all day. Come get you a little"
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:40 am to frankthetank
Hell, she probably prefers it so I don't bug her constantly about putting out.
Shouldn't it be called putting in ?
Shouldn't it be called putting in ?
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 11:41 am
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:40 am to frankthetank
Most men's fantasy: Wife: "Oh, honey,let me help you with that. And I didn't realize you want sex so often. We'll start having sex as often as you like from now on."
Most men's reality: Wife:" That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?"
Most men's reality: Wife:" That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?"
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:41 am to brucevilanch
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:42 am to frankthetank
Depends. Am I watching pterodactyl porn???
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:43 am to Broke
quote:And she replies to you "Let me know when you grow to that level."
Say "You're so hot baby, I've been thinking about you all day. Come get you a little"
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:44 am to frankthetank
quote:
she probably prefers it so I don't bug her constantly about putting out
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:45 am to jvilletiger25
Wasn't your wife banging smack dealers?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:45 am to brucevilanch
quote:
I don't jerk off when my wife is home. That's fricking weird.
I'd never get to jerk off if I waited for my wife to leave the house every time.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:46 am to frankthetank
quote:
I've been caught several times
What? How? Why?
My wife has never walked in on me jerkin' it. How are you so careless?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:47 am to AnonymousTiger
Do it at work! Problem solved
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:50 am to StringedInstruments
quote:
How? Why?
My wife has never walked in on me jerkin' it. How are you so careless?
He can't hear her because he's listening to NSYNC and Boyz II Men cranked up to about 10 on the stereo. It's part of his deal.
Sick frick.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:50 am to StringedInstruments
quote:
What? How? Why?
My wife has never walked in on me jerkin' it. How are you so careless?
After 15 years of marriage, the effort of trying to hide it doesn't outweigh my I-don't-give-a-frick attitude.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:53 am to frankthetank
It's never happened, but she would just join in.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:55 am to frankthetank
I lock the door
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