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Your tax dollars at work: Researcher gets $1mil to let bees sting his penis
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:12 pm
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Taxpayers paid for one scientist to have a bee sting his penis, and paid other researchers to figure out that cheerleaders look more attractive in a group than individually, according to a painful new survey of wasteful spending being released Tuesday by Sen. Jeff Flake.
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Meanwhile, some $1 million in NSF money was spent on the grant that involved studying where it hurts most to be stung by a bee. The penis turned out to be only third-worst out of 25 options, falling behind nose and upper lip.
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Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:13 pm to Darth_Vader
The penis turned out to be only third-worst out of 25 options, falling behind nose and upper lip.
No fricking way
No fricking way
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:13 pm to Darth_Vader
He's gonna have last laugh when his dick perma-swells and he jizzes honey.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:13 pm to Darth_Vader
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The penis turned out to be only third-worst out of 25 options, falling behind nose and upper lip.
well that's useful knowledge imo in case you are ever naked and getting attacked, you only have two hands to protect your body so now its good to know how to protect yourself.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:14 pm to Bluefin
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He's gonna have last laugh when his dick perma-swells and he jizzes honey.
Texas a&m could put those jars to use.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:15 pm to Darth_Vader
Now hold on....the only reason the cheerleader study is a waste of funds is because I was not included in the research
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:15 pm to Darth_Vader
WYLTSYP
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:15 pm to Darth_Vader
I got stung by bees all the time as a kid trying to catch them.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:15 pm to Darth_Vader
Meh, we're about to spend $100M on boots for the corrupt Afghan Army, so this is really a drop in the bucket.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:16 pm to Darth_Vader
Was he hoping for some swelling?
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:18 pm to Chad504boy
Take both hands to protect my penis
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:19 pm to Darth_Vader
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a study that concluded Democratic women in Congress were less feminine than Republican women
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:25 pm to Winkface
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Smith says bee stings down there are painful, “but if you’re stung in the nose and penis, you’re going to want more stings to the penis over the nose, if you’re forced to choose.”
he tested both balls and shaft
Full report
This post was edited on 5/10/16 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:29 pm to Darth_Vader
I can tell you from playing paintball that NOTHING hurts worse than the nipple.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:30 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:That researcher got gypped.
Researcher gets $1mil to let bees sting his penis
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:34 pm to PuntBamaPunt
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The penis turned out to be only third-worst out of 25 options, falling behind nose and upper lip.
No fricking way
I feel like testicles would be really high up on the list.
And how dare this guy not have a female subject. Not everyone conforms to his cis/penis view of the world
Posted on 5/10/16 at 1:46 pm to Darth_Vader
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Researcher gets $1mil to let bees sting his penis
Not enough, not nearly enough.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 2:04 pm to Darth_Vader
but really the study was to see if it could enlarge his penis
Posted on 5/10/16 at 2:09 pm to Womski
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Meh, we're about to spend $100M on boots for the corrupt Afghan Army, so this is really a drop in the bucket.
Where did you get this from?
Posted on 5/10/16 at 2:32 pm to mdomingue
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Not enough, not nearly enough
I'd take it in a heartbeat. After all the poison ivy and oak I've been through, bee stings I can handle with liquor.
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