Started By
Message

re: Your tax dollars at work: Researcher gets $1mil to let bees sting his penis

Posted on 5/10/16 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48595 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

I'd take it in a heartbeat

I understand it that it is probably no worse than the zipper incidents dispersed through my past but the thought of it makes me shudder. Its irrational, I know but nope, not enough for me.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40271 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

I got stung by bees all the time as a kid trying to catch them.


What color paint chips taste the best?
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

I understand it that it is probably no worse than the zipper incidents dispersed through my past but the thought of it makes me shudder. Its irrational, I know but nope, not enough for me

We're talking a million bucks. Check has to clear before I'd do it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Researcher gets $1mil to let bees sting his penis


Not enough, not nearly enoug


You fricking kidding?

I'd let a bee sting my dick for $1,000 cash I think

Now a hornet or something would have to be like $20,000+. Bees don't even hurt that bad.

If its multiple bees obviously I'd raise the price, but I think $1k for 1 bee sting would be plenty. Maybe I'm just a psycho.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

We're talking a million bucks. Check has to clear before I'd do it.



I'd stick my dick in a hornets nest for $1 million tax free.

Not kidding. My little soldier would survive after some steroid shots and whiskey shots.

Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 5:17 pm to
200 bucks.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 6:06 pm to
Doesn't matter the color. But more lead the better.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4151 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:31 pm to
Spin off. Would you let a bee sting your penis if you got to have an orgy with all the cheerleaders when it healed?



would be hard to say no
This post was edited on 5/10/16 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82373 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

I'd stick my dick in a hornets nest for $1 million tax free.


I wouldn't do it. Not for 1 million, not for 10 million.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:39 pm to
Damn, get $1M AND get your dick bigger because it'll swell up?

Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:42 pm to
Wimp. It's only going to get bigger. Maybe no feeling, but everyone has a pain threshold and a price.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 2Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram