re: Your opinion on cousin marriages

A guy is lying if he says he's never jacked off to his hot cousin before.

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Gross. Their kids are going to have missing fingers and toes.

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I'm pretty sure she's fixed. This is her 4th marriage.

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- Saddam Hussein married his first cousin, Sajida Talfah, whom he married in 1963.

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I thought all those people married cousins and shite. Don't they have like 9 wives? Im sure there is all kind of step brother and sister pounding and cousin fricking going on.

Anyway, this topic always reminds me of this scene in The Wolf of Wall St.
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"I am not going to let someone else going to frick my cousin"

With that said. For some reason, at least in Louisiana, at some point I think you had to pay a fee if you wanted to marry your cousin. When I worked at a courthouse in college, I would have to go look up certain properties to try to track down the current owners or at least someone living, who knows something about a certain property and I would come across marriage licenses and some would show a fee (or added fee) that was for a permit to if cousins were marrying. It was always either a first or second cousin so maybe it's cool once you get into 3rd cousins and what not, but I don't care if it is a 6th cousin, that's still two gene pools that's too similar to each other.

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Oh this is coming.

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Lol wat

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Kevin Bacon married his 9th cousin, Kyra Sedgwick.

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Is 9th cousin even really related?

Eh. 1st and 2nd cousin is off limits. Too close. 3rd is borderline creepy. Once you get past that, I think it's probably ok. I don't even know anyone past 3rd cousins and I barely know 2nd cousins

I'm a product of brothers marrying sisters. So there's some sort of crossing there.

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The other one had kids that who looked like Chunk off the Goonies and had room temperature IQs (the two cousin/parents were squirrelly and stupid to begin with).

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An IQ of 74? Damn.

So two stupid cousins had a kid? Wow.. that's two strikes against that kid.. before he even begins life.

I like that thermostat around 70, personally.

When I was late teens or early 20's, I had a fling with a cousin. Her great grandfather and my grandfather were brothers. Not sure exactly what that makes us in regards to the family tree but I fricked her regularly for 3 or 4 months and occasionally for a year or more afterwards. She had some great pussy and was something of a nympho so it was no trouble for me to rationalize it.

That makes you second cousin with her father, and therefore she is second cousin once-removed to you.