re: Your IRL encounters with celebrities

I peed next to Larry Holmes

I managed the "dive bar" outlet at a private club/ski resort for a few seasons that catered to the uber-wealthy and celebrities.

Unfortunately, I never had any bathroom interactions with them. Did some toots with the crazy rich, but never the celebs.

Waited several pages to avoid the drive by readers.

Circa summer 2001. Taking a break between work about to start grad school, so I had a few weeks to really fuxk around.
At Rick’s or GC with the crew (several close, a few not close, but friends of them) one of which was apparently a minor coke dealer to the girls. We weren’t big into that scene but it was a pass through for the night, to do whatever.
Got a lap dance in the back dark corners. Was pretty hot.
Went to the bar. Looked next to me and saw Lenny Kravitz. I Love Lenny Kravitz.
After thinking a quick second, I said “Man I love your music, it’s fun and soulful.” (Yeah I know, FU, I was trying to be cool).
He smiled a cool smile behind his big sunglasses, and as he’s saying “thanks man I really appreciate it” he glances down. Then says “my man, you got a thing…” I looked down and saw a mess on my crotch area (from the lap dance, not me must have been from her?). Hard to express the next several seconds, but basically me saying shite, wtf, oh shite thanks man, and heading to the men’s room, to untuck, blot and other damage control.
Looked okay, went back out.
Hanging with buddies, getting back to normal, and then a girl comes up and says “my baby, come here, have a dance for you from that guy” motioning at…Lenny Kravitz laughing behind big sunglasses.




The real story:
Went to the bar. Looked next to me and saw Lenny Kravitz. I Love Lenny Kravitz.
After thinking a quick second, I said “Man I love your music, it’s fun and soulful.” (Yeah I know, FU, I was trying to be cool).
He smiled a cool smile behind his big sunglasses, and says “thanks man I really appreciate it”.

Movie production company rented a museum that I am a BOD member. The star was Michael Shannon, he was dressed in a old fashioned police officer uniform. Looked like private security to me. I chewed him out for leaving the museum doors open all night,the place was filled with mosquitoes and every kind of flying insect.
Anyway he wasn't amused I didn't recognize him.No shits given.

Jack Nicklaus when I was a kid at the Oakbourne Country Club in Laffy. We were visiting my grandparents for the weekend and Uncle John, a member, said let's go see him. I was maybe 10 so just saw him for 5 feet away. Not much of an encounter.

Andy Williams when I was a waiter while going to college. He was with his sidekick, golfer Doug Sanders, at dinner in Lake Charles. They were a lot of fun and about to get laid for sure so very happy.

Dusty Hill at Lizard's Pub in Houston. He came in ordered a drink and just drank while sitting on the barstool next to me. He was there for one thing only so everyone gave him space.

Bill Ward, a neighbor in Seal Beach, CA who became a friend during the two years I lived there. Super nice guy. Vegan because he had heart issues after 17 years of daily heroin use. It was much harder for him to stop drinking than to stop heroin, per him. He loved steel toed boots because back in his drinking days, they were good to wear in a fight.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, at his restaurant in Santa Monica, Shotzi. Shook his hand as we went in. He was standing at the sidewalk from the parking lot waiting to meet someone else. We were seated with a table between us and the table he and some older guy were sitting at having a business dinner. He had some short but massive Hawaiian or Somoan dude as a body guard and standing at the entrance the entire time. Dressed in a sweater he just looks like a fit avid tennis amateur. Super friendly guy, when some young boys across the restaurant got all excited seeing him there, he called them over and asked about their grades in school and if they had extracurricular sports activities. He offered his autograph and for mom to take their photos with him.

I did date an international model (retired) in the late 80's in Houston. Too flaky for me. It was the tightest vagina my pecker has ever been it, almost too tight to penetrate.

Met Dave Matthews and Gary Clark Jr at Denver international on separate occasions. Both were super friendly and took the time to exchange a short conversation.

Dave ended up at the gate next to mine and as I was about to board the guy behind me tapped my shoulder and pointed over to the next gate saying “someone is trying to get your attention”, ended up being Dave Matthews and he mimicked holding up a glass and said cheers. As a huge fan that moment was awesome for me.

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Stallone was in Nola filming something

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Worked for decades in media, but never was a star gazer. Saw Stallone a few times on the streets of NYC down around NYU. I'm 6'3' and he didn't come up to my shoulder which I was surprised at. His movies do a very good job of hiding how short he is.

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I peed next to Larry Holmes

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Is this a way to hide that Larry Holmes made you piss yourself?

Saw Percy sledge in a bathroom at a train station.