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re: Your Honest Thoughts On Strip Clubs
Posted on 11/30/25 at 3:07 pm to TigerSharkMan
Posted on 11/30/25 at 3:07 pm to TigerSharkMan
I took some Monoply money to a strip club once and stuffed $500 dollars into one of the dancers' thong. She says, "hey, that ain't real money" and I say to her, "them ain't real titties"!
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Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:08 pm to TigerSharkMan
They’re disgusting and the girls are trash.
Had a woman invite me to go to a strip club with her recently, and I was quick to decline. There’s nothing good to be had at one of those places.
Had a woman invite me to go to a strip club with her recently, and I was quick to decline. There’s nothing good to be had at one of those places.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:09 pm to TigerSharkMan
Probably haven't been in one in 25 years.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:12 pm to fallguy_1978
I now think OP is trolling.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:34 pm to TigerSharkMan
OP is a bitch made troll and this thread is mostly filled with squares and pussies...
Straight truth is this...
There's many types of folks who go to the skrip junt, and there's many types of skrip junts out there...
You got the folks who go regularly and sit by the floor in the little rolly chairs and just tip 1's - sad
Other folks go for events like a bachelor party only - squares
Other folks go and really take over the VIP section with a whole crew. This is usually upstairs - very fun to "make it rain" on the main floor from above
Other folks go in there by themselves and just know what they are doing, pick a bad chick or three immediately, and go to VIP - real ones
Others like me go with a bunch of females and immediately give them a hundred stack of ones to play with - they love it
There are pimps and shite there too. They just kick it and make money.
Last point, folks on this website need to realize that a skrip junt in Alexandria La. is not the same as one in Dallas Atlanta Houston by way of example when comes to the quality of broads
And speaking of those broads, y'all have no clue about their mindstate. Take it from me, they relish their job and power over these squares and simps out here
They love to party and when they meet someone with connections and party favors, you already snow how it goes....
LIFE
33 OUT
Straight truth is this...
There's many types of folks who go to the skrip junt, and there's many types of skrip junts out there...
You got the folks who go regularly and sit by the floor in the little rolly chairs and just tip 1's - sad
Other folks go for events like a bachelor party only - squares
Other folks go and really take over the VIP section with a whole crew. This is usually upstairs - very fun to "make it rain" on the main floor from above
Other folks go in there by themselves and just know what they are doing, pick a bad chick or three immediately, and go to VIP - real ones
Others like me go with a bunch of females and immediately give them a hundred stack of ones to play with - they love it
There are pimps and shite there too. They just kick it and make money.
Last point, folks on this website need to realize that a skrip junt in Alexandria La. is not the same as one in Dallas Atlanta Houston by way of example when comes to the quality of broads
And speaking of those broads, y'all have no clue about their mindstate. Take it from me, they relish their job and power over these squares and simps out here
They love to party and when they meet someone with connections and party favors, you already snow how it goes....
LIFE
33 OUT
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:37 pm to TigerSharkMan
They probably want fivers instead of singles now.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:38 pm to TexasTiger33
This guy skrip junts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:59 pm to Mile40Saskatchewan
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I used to manage some sports bars on Okinawa and our company also had two strip clubs.
Camps Hansen/Butler thanks you for your service
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:06 pm to TexasTiger33
quote:
Straight truth is this... There's many types of folks who go to the skrip junt, and there's many types of skrip junts out there... You got the folks who go regularly and sit by the floor in the little rolly chairs and just tip 1's - sad Other folks go for events like a bachelor party only - squares Other folks go and really take over the VIP section with a whole crew. This is usually upstairs - very fun to "make it rain" on the main floor from above Other folks go in there by themselves and just know what they are doing, pick a bad chick or three immediately, and go to VIP - real ones Others like me go with a bunch of females and immediately give them a hundred stack of ones to play with - they love it There are pimps and shite there too. They just kick it and make money. Last point, folks on this website need to realize that a skrip junt in Alexandria La. is not the same as one in Dallas Atlanta Houston by way of example when comes to the quality of broads And speaking of those broads, y'all have no clue about their mindstate. Take it from me, they relish their job and power over these squares and simps out here They love to party and when they meet someone with connections and party favors, you already snow how it goes.... LIFE 33 OUT
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:08 pm to Drank
pretty much accurate except I wear brooks brothers polos and patagonia jackets and work in corporate America 
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:09 pm to TigerSharkMan
I enjoy going to strip clubs when I’m out of town for work.
I generally go and have a few drinks and talk with the dancers for a couple hours. I always tip $2-3 to every girl whenever they are on the stage, and will get a couple VIP lap dances the end of the night from the chicks who’ve hung out and talked.
I prefer going on weeknights when it’s slow because the girls are more chill and hang out with you.
I love talking to dancers because they have some of the most interesting stories. I always ask questions like “what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the club” and “what’s the weirdest thing someone asked you to do in the VIP room.” I’m surprised by the amount of guys that enjoy getting their nuts kicked and stomped in the VIP room.
I generally spend $300 or so a night max.
I honestly don’t go to get my “rocks off” because Platinum Plus in Memphis absolutely ruined me when it comes to strip clubs. That place was wild with all of the “extras” in the VIP room. It took me a while to figure out the “Memphis hand shake” wasn’t part of every VIP dance.
I generally go and have a few drinks and talk with the dancers for a couple hours. I always tip $2-3 to every girl whenever they are on the stage, and will get a couple VIP lap dances the end of the night from the chicks who’ve hung out and talked.
I prefer going on weeknights when it’s slow because the girls are more chill and hang out with you.
I love talking to dancers because they have some of the most interesting stories. I always ask questions like “what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the club” and “what’s the weirdest thing someone asked you to do in the VIP room.” I’m surprised by the amount of guys that enjoy getting their nuts kicked and stomped in the VIP room.
I generally spend $300 or so a night max.
I honestly don’t go to get my “rocks off” because Platinum Plus in Memphis absolutely ruined me when it comes to strip clubs. That place was wild with all of the “extras” in the VIP room. It took me a while to figure out the “Memphis hand shake” wasn’t part of every VIP dance.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:16 pm to Tear It Up
Shout out the old Gold Club BR
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:21 pm to TexasTiger33
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Gold Club BR
I had fun there, especially with a dancer named Tracy when she wasn’t working.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:28 pm to Tear It Up
How nice is it that we can reminisce about fun times at the titty bar in BR on a day when my alma mater stole your "favorite" team's coach?
This is what America and this great website is all about...
That upstairs section was legit and so were the dancers for my taste at the very young age that I was...
This is what America and this great website is all about...
That upstairs section was legit and so were the dancers for my taste at the very young age that I was...
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:46 pm to TigerSharkMan
Never forget driving by the Mons Venus one day in the early 90s and seeing on the sign “The Real Bush Gardens”. The kids don’t know what they’re missing.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 7:06 pm to Lutcher Lad
Beaumont Texas used to be great for titty bars. Then strip clubs. Dream Street and Bare Elegance. Bare Elegance was a butt nekkid club. 20-25 year old me enjoyed a strip club before going to a real club.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 7:14 pm to TigerSharkMan
Waste of time to watch skanks
Posted on 11/30/25 at 7:37 pm to TigerSharkMan
Circa 2005 outside Fort Rucker Alabama there was a strip jurnt that did two things that were IMO great business decisions.
1. The only change they had in the building was $2 bills. All drinks were in increments of 2. One of the girls told me the owner goes to the bank every morning and gets $2K of $2 bills.
2. Wednesday night was amateur night. The "pros" were not there. So any female at anytime could jump up on stage and make a couple bucks.
Man that was entertaining
1. The only change they had in the building was $2 bills. All drinks were in increments of 2. One of the girls told me the owner goes to the bank every morning and gets $2K of $2 bills.
2. Wednesday night was amateur night. The "pros" were not there. So any female at anytime could jump up on stage and make a couple bucks.
Man that was entertaining
Posted on 12/1/25 at 5:45 am to TigerSharkMan
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strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls.
That’s none of them.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 5:49 am to Philzilla2k
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That’s none of them.
Haven’t been to one in a decade or two, but I remember having to sit on your hands during the lap dances.
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