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re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:52 pm to keyboard_warrior9
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:52 pm to keyboard_warrior9
She once got lost on a bridge.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:54 pm to fr33manator
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If I had any doubt in my abilities your stupid shite might bother me, but Empty plates, seconds and thirds tell me I must be doing something right.
When your serving homeless people they take anything available.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:57 pm to fr33manator
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If I had any doubt in my abilities your stupid shite might bother me
Then just shut the frick up. You say shite to me that doesn't bother me at all, but then when I reply to you, you get triggered.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:05 pm to Reda LSU
"We haven't had this much excitement around here since grandma got her tit caught in the ringer washer."
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:06 pm to Reda LSU
Time flies when you're having rum.
The early worm gets the bird.
The early worm gets the bird.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:38 pm to Blueprint
You must be 16 years old to think that’s hilarious.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:42 pm to Reda LSU
"There's boobs on a horse, and breasts on a cow, ain't neither of em ever struck a penny's nickel."
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:44 pm to Reda LSU
My grandfather used to always tell my grandmother, “Dont worry about the blind mule.” I found out later that it’s a paraphrase of “Don’t worry about the mule going blind, just load the wagon”, meaning don’t worry about the things you can’t control.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:47 pm to fr33manator
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese
-Coach Finstock
-Coach Finstock
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:21 pm to Salamander_Wilson
This deck is
...Slipperier then eel shite
I gotta shite like a goose
She’s had more meat hung in her then a country smokehouse
She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
She’s a double bagger.. need one for my head Incase hers falls off
...Slipperier then eel shite
I gotta shite like a goose
She’s had more meat hung in her then a country smokehouse
She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
She’s a double bagger.. need one for my head Incase hers falls off
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:26 pm to Reda LSU
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This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:27 pm to Reda LSU
When going to bed: "Make like a midget in a fist fight and hit the sack."
"Jesus, take the wheel"
"I am like an annoying pepper. Jalopeno business."
"Jesus, take the wheel"
"I am like an annoying pepper. Jalopeno business."
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:28 pm to Reda LSU
"Son, never pass up an opportunity to STFU"
-my Dad
-my Dad
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:33 pm to Reda LSU
No good deed shall go unpunished
still waters run deep
still waters run deep
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:35 pm to cable
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:36 pm to Reda LSU
Pick up a new one today from right here on TD:
Ed Orgeron was asked about coaching against Jimbo, who was once up for the #LSU job
"I don't care how I got here, man. I'm a defensive lineman. I wasn't always the first guy to get a date.”
Ed Orgeron was asked about coaching against Jimbo, who was once up for the #LSU job
"I don't care how I got here, man. I'm a defensive lineman. I wasn't always the first guy to get a date.”
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:39 pm to Reda LSU
Ain't no pussy in the world new pussy can't make you forget.
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:48 pm to Reda LSU
Large doors swing on small hinges.
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