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re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?

Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28096 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:52 pm to
She once got lost on a bridge.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120062 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:54 pm to
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If I had any doubt in my abilities your stupid shite might bother me, but Empty plates, seconds and thirds tell me I must be doing something right.



When your serving homeless people they take anything available.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120062 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:57 pm to
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If I had any doubt in my abilities your stupid shite might bother me


Then just shut the frick up. You say shite to me that doesn't bother me at all, but then when I reply to you, you get triggered.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16131 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:05 pm to
"We haven't had this much excitement around here since grandma got her tit caught in the ringer washer."
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10103 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:06 pm to
Time flies when you're having rum.

The early worm gets the bird.

Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18297 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:30 pm to
“That’s a Geaux Tigers”
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:38 pm to
You must be 16 years old to think that’s hilarious.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64033 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:42 pm to
"There's boobs on a horse, and breasts on a cow, ain't neither of em ever struck a penny's nickel."
Posted by Dave_O
Member since Apr 2018
1209 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:44 pm to
My grandfather used to always tell my grandmother, “Dont worry about the blind mule.” I found out later that it’s a paraphrase of “Don’t worry about the mule going blind, just load the wagon”, meaning don’t worry about the things you can’t control.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8264 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:47 pm to
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese

-Coach Finstock
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:20 pm to
Life’s a garden. Dig it.
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1252 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:21 pm to
This deck is
...Slipperier then eel shite

I gotta shite like a goose

She’s had more meat hung in her then a country smokehouse


She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

She’s a double bagger.. need one for my head Incase hers falls off





Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:26 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 6:32 pm
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:27 pm to
When going to bed: "Make like a midget in a fist fight and hit the sack."

"Jesus, take the wheel"


"I am like an annoying pepper. Jalopeno business."

Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68768 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:28 pm to
"Son, never pass up an opportunity to STFU"
-my Dad
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:33 pm to
No good deed shall go unpunished
still waters run deep
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13411 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:35 pm to
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13411 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:36 pm to
Pick up a new one today from right here on TD:
Ed Orgeron was asked about coaching against Jimbo, who was once up for the #LSU job

"I don't care how I got here, man. I'm a defensive lineman. I wasn't always the first guy to get a date.”
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48996 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:39 pm to
Ain't no pussy in the world new pussy can't make you forget.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168721 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:48 pm to
Large doors swing on small hinges.
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