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re: Yougov polling: % of men who sit down to urinate, by nation

Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
7114 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:46 pm to
I wonder how many of those “men” line the toilet seat.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85507 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

If I'm chillin, I'm sitting on the toilet. There's literally 0 reason to be weirded out about it other than your fathers fricking you all up.


But you are in the 10%.

Standing to pee is the privilege we have as men. I just piss outside. Why am I going to go find a toilet to sit on?
Posted by Macintosh
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
55501 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:52 pm to
no wonder muslims have invaded Germany with ease
Posted by SavageReb
Member since Mar 2016
343 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:52 pm to
Why would anybody sit down if you didnt absolutely have to. I get tired of having to hold it up out of the water.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9708 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:54 pm to
Yes I am in the 10%. Unless I’m in a rush, I’m sitting down.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4425 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 7:26 pm to
I know many Muslim men exclusively sit to pee so I wonder how that affects the numbers.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119982 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 7:53 pm to
Singapore knows whats up.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12167 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

I can honestly say this has never of occurred to me. I don’t see how sitting is easier than standing, you still have to pull your dick out and hold it sitting down or risk pissing all over.
Tiny dick or balls not dropped yet?
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
8976 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 8:47 pm to
Sit while peeing?

Once you get my age, you stand a bit while taking a dump so your nuts aren’t under water.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16396 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 8:50 pm to
Did they control for men without a penis?
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17128 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:53 pm to
Russia pisses and shits in the street. Skews the numbers.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4314 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:00 pm to
Been sitting to pee ever since I became responsible for cleaning my own bathroom. Standing piss gets spritz all over. You can feel it on your bare legs. Not to mention the "flick" at the end that gets large droplets god knows where.




My name is Turnblad, and I pee sitting down.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10780 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

emasculation within Germany is amazing

It’s due to their toilet design



quote:

. My understanding is that the function of the "poo shelf"-- Flachspüler in German--is to prevent the toilet water from splashing when the poo hits the water in the sort of toilets that don't have the shelf. The idea is that this prevents unclean water from contaminating your rear. Perhaps some people examine their poo, but I'd suspect they're in the minority.

This post was edited on 5/21/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58160 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 5:47 pm to
I would’ve thought the list went from most gay to least, but UK messed that up

Pretty many gay Mexicans too
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31967 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 5:54 pm to
Where's the option for Standing, in the shower???

quote:

I was standin' in the shower thinkin'
About what makes a man
An outlaw or a leader
I'm thinkin' about power
The ways a man can use it
Or be destroyed by it
The water hits my neck
And I'm pissing on myself

Standing in the shower
Thinkin'


This post was edited on 5/21/25 at 5:58 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52942 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 5:56 pm to
I'd prefer just to pee outside all of the time, but it's not always appropriate
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