You, you parallel parker who uses your trailer hitch

as your physical bump notice to stop backing up.... you're a douchebag.

Here's my note to the latest a-hole who squeezed his vehicle into a tight space in front of me:


Dear Sir or Madam:

Judging by the scuff marks and missing paint I'm sure you already know that you hit my bumper with your trailer hitch when you backed into your parking space.

It seems to me that if you can't park your monstrosity without damaging other people's property you should be driving around in a more manageable vehicle.

Call me at 225-xxx-xxxx to discuss restitution.

Sincerely
G. Fxxxxxx

I thought about adding "I wish you to die" at the end of my note but ultimately decided to keep it civil.