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re: You Walk Into Your Bedroom And This Is What You See...(NSFW)

Posted on 1/11/18 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1917 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 8:58 pm to
Eat her butthole
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66922 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 8:59 pm to
Get her to take me to the hospital, chances are I just got bit several times by a black mamba
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 9:00 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:00 pm to
Looking around for Chris Hansen
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31530 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:00 pm to
Crazy that someone posted a legitimately good looking NSFW thread
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60684 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Order a pizza for her anorexic arse.

seriously? she looks "anorexic" to you?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12451 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:01 pm to
I'd do an ocular assessment of the situation, garner whether she's a security risk or not, then clear her for passage.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:01 pm to
All I'd be able to think about is PJ.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12454 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

seriously? she looks "anorexic" to you?


In case you didn't know, I'm black.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9503 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Ask her who’s her daddy


And what does he do?

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84725 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:05 pm to
I’d eat her a-hole and cum all up in her guts.

And if you edit the OP, well I’ll stand by my statement.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11782 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

What do you do? 


Pay her a 100 dollars and tell her that James Franco will use our work in an upcoming film. After she signs the nondisclosure agreement...which would be written out on a napkin in my pocket and not notarized.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32061 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13761 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:07 pm to
I would say, "I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong room."
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

In case you didn't know, I'm black.


Explains a lot.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79993 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:11 pm to
Look for a hidden camera or my wife behind the closet door.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
54711 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Disappoint the hell out of her.


This is the correct answer
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

And if you edit the OP, well I’ll stand by my statement.


I wouldn’t do that, I’m not some queer bait like Owlie and I respect you people too much.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Look for a hidden camera or my wife behind the closet door.


I would hope my future wife whoever that is would know that it’d be damn near impossible to not act on complete impulse in that instance.

It is refreshing to see all y’all that would remain faithful.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79993 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

It is refreshing to see all y’all that would remain faithful.
I didn't say that.
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