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You Know It's The Easter Season When Hammertime Rises From The Dead!

Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:06 pm
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:06 pm
Just saw a couple of Hammertime posts on the OB, so we know he's not dead! He was, however, posting from a doctor's office waiting room, so his physical state is in an uncertain condition. His mental state seems to be ... "fine" isn't the correct word ... let's say, "consistent." He recommended an axe instead of a stump grinder to remove 70+ cypress knees, as it would be a "good workout".

Welcome back, Hammertime!
I expect the "What OTer Would You Fight?" thread from a day or two ago to take on a new life once you find it!
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:07 pm to
In before 55 posts of Knuckles Checked.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:07 pm to
How many downvotes does he have?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30767 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:09 pm to
What ever happened to the 2 drunks of the board?

1. one was russian

2 other was guy who liked to get into arguments with hispters and white guilters while they protested?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60162 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:09 pm to
Do the folks in tangipahoa still call your gf the stump grinder?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59348 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:09 pm to
Douche doesn’t deserve the attention this board gives him
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2387 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

How many downvotes does he have?

Not many, but I did my part
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:12 pm to
I always chuckled because my knuckles are all scarred up, but it's because I can be goofy as hell and scratch them up by accident.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:13 pm to
He better check the doctors knuckles before he shoves that thing up his arse.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:24 pm to
Until this afternoon, his last posts were from a bar the night Hurricane Nate made landfall. That was early October. I can't wait to hear what adventure he's been on for the past five and a half months. Jail seems like a reasonable bet to me.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I can't wait to hear what adventure he's been on for the past five and a half months.


I'm thinking some redneck shenanigans.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 6:53 pm to
As he dropped off the radar the night of Hurricane Nate, I feel like some consideration has to be given to the possibility of Alien Abduction. I'm pretty sure they use bad storms to cover their movements and the few people out wandering the streets would seem to be their target market.

But Redneck Shenanigans leading to a 5-1/2 month stay at the Graybar Motel is also within the realm of possibilities.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64693 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Douche doesn’t deserve the attention this board gives him
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47744 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 7:06 pm to
I liked his posts. I also liked Chef Leopards posts. Some of these guys who are really entertaining are just gone too soon.

Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

I liked his posts. I also liked Chef Leopards posts. Some of these guys who are really entertaining are just gone too soon.


Hammertime really does have a good base of knowledge in several areas - construction, forestry, mechanical repair. I think he may ocassionally be prone to a bit of hyperbole when sharing stories of some of his personal antics, but he weaves a tale and sticks to it. He's quality entertainment.

Chef Leppard had so much white trash shite going on that it couldn't all possibly be true, but he certainly had his moments as well. I enjoyed his dramas.
Posted by JBM210
Member since Dec 2010
3192 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 7:54 pm to
Big let down. Thought this thread was about MC Hammer?
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 8:00 pm to
The bigger letdown is that TD Hammertime hasn't dropped in to tell us what condition his condition is in.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 8:01 pm to
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