re: You Know It's The Easter Season When Hammertime Rises From The Dead!

I’ve always liked hammertime. The shite he says cracks me up

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Douche doesn’t deserve the attention this board gives him

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We also don't deserve your shitty posts.

But guess what? There are thirty two thousand three hundred fifty two of them.

Little nuggets of disappointment.



I'm glad hammertime is back. Another baw who never drinks less than a fifth in a single sitting.

Think he's referring to Goldennugget, who posted video during protest in his town (he wore MAGA gear). May jog your memory: Allso posted various half-face selfies.
He's working in TV now, so hasn't been posting.

He just hibernates during the winter. He'll be back in full force.

Thought I had throat cancer for a hot minute. Ended up being acid reflux burning my esophagus to the point where I couldn't eat and could barely swallow.

I remember some life stories, but a lot of my life is gone from the years of drinking, a bad head injury, and meds associated with that. Slowly losing more and more, because I can't remember much of anything before I was 18.

Dating a new chick and don't go out in New Orleans anymore, so I've calmed down a bunch. Sorry baw, but the drunk stories are gonna be fewer and far between now. The end of an era

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a bad head injury, and meds associated with that.

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Expound, please, Sir Knuckalot.

For real. I hope you realize that most of South Louisiana now knows what "checking knuckles" means IRL and all over social media.

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Expound, please

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I'll bless the OT with another story

I was, I guess, 24 or something, and we had a party on a Friday night before a home game. Ended up getting with two chicks simultaneously that night. One in my bed, and one in by padnuh's bed (we shared a room).

After bouncing from bed to bed all night, the sun came up, and I decided to take a shower and go tailgate. Hadn't slept a wink, and had been drinking since the previous afternoon. I take a shower, and when I was drying off, I slipped and banged my head and jacked up my back on the toilet/toilet paper holder/wall. This was an old house, so it was all tile and porcelain.

Ended up passing out for some time, and then crawling back to my room butt arse naked, and getting in bed. Woke up, idk how much later, and I couldn't move. Herniated one disc, and ruptured one disc in the fall, along with getting a good concussion.

Consequently, I couldn't walk for a week and a half, and ended up having a couple of seizures that I'm now perpetually on meds for. Good times

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I hope you realize that most of South Louisiana now knows what "checking knuckles" means IRL and all over social media

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That's how I roll playa. Leaving my mark all over. I wonder if that hot chick teacher is still using my posts as classroom material about male oppression or whatever

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Thought I had throat cancer for a hot minute

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That’s HPV

Give it time