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re: You have to give up one of the following for the rest of your life...
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:58 pm to hoopsgalore
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:58 pm to hoopsgalore
I bring the boom 

Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:59 pm to lsunurse
quote:
All women do it....whether they will admit it or not....but they do.
But....being a non troll looking female....makes having sex instead whenever you want easier than for a man.
My wife don't. She doesn't have sex either. At least not that I know about
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:59 pm to lsunurse
Or not a troll looking brawd.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:00 pm to CaptainsWafer
Toll looking and fat broads can get laid 7 nights a week if they want.
Troll looking fat broads can as well.
Troll looking fat broads can as well.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:02 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Dear lord that looks amazing
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:03 pm to lsunurse
quote:I can only confirm that I am not lactose intolerant.
If you give up cheese you are either a sex addict or really lactose intolerant

Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:15 pm to lsunurse
quote:
Think how sad and lonely life at 80 will be...........without cheese
When I get really old and the doctor says "no more cheese" - Can I take care of my own business again?

Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:16 pm to yurintroubl
You won't remember where it is by then
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:19 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I may find it accidentally. 

Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:22 pm to yankeeundercover
Cheese, I was vegan for almost two years in high school. It really isn't as hard as you would think.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:27 pm to CapitalCityDevil
frick off, "GranolaCityDevil"
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:33 pm to yurintroubl
quote:
Masturbation.
I can replace that. Can't replace cheese.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:36 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
My wife don't.
I have bad news for you brother.
quote:
She doesn't have sex either.
I have a couple of pieces of bad news...
quote:
At least not that I know about
Okay, I have a shite ton of bad news for you, brother. You might want to sit down or take a knee...
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:40 pm to Ace Midnight
Masturbation. Not even a contest.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:50 pm to CoCo311
I crank it to cheese, so having to decide is my worst fear
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:51 pm to yankeeundercover
Haven't jerked in 2015, it was my new years resolution, and I feel great!
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:52 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I can lower my standards for getting married. I can't replace cheese.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 8:02 pm to CoCo311
Well yeah... Women can find alternatives to dialing the pink telephone MUCH easier.
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