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re: You come home to someone screwimg your wife

Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:38 pm to
Murder the guy, you win either way there..you can claim you thought it was rape and was in defense. Even if it was consensual, he's dead now..you still win and you can fall back on the defense.

If it was consensual, then you've got her for admitted adultry in court.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84749 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:38 pm to
Celebrate my newfound freedom
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:39 pm to
Get my shite and leave or kick her arse out and lawyer up. Then drink myself into oblivion and go find some strange. Why do anythig that could put me in prison?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42303 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:40 pm to
Now this is clever. I always heard if you just atttack the guy or just attack your wife you will be charged with assault and battery, but if you attack both you can claim insanity and that you had a fit of rage.

But man claiming you thought she was being raped, that’s diabolical
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53541 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:40 pm to
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Celebrate my newfound freedom

Yeah, I'd snap a few pics and walk out
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84749 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

shoot him,


If anything, I’d shoot her not him. He’s just Jody, he can’t help it.
Posted by GeorgeQGlass
Austin
Member since Oct 2017
297 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

If I have kids, I’m getting custody and she’s never seeing them or speaking to them again. I’m financially and socially ruining her world and making her life a living hell.


You sound ridiculous.

Is the wife a gigantic piece of shite? Sure.

Do you drag the kids into it and make a shitty situation even shittier by taking away their mother? No matter how much she betrayed your commitment to you and your dick, that doesn't mean she wouldn't give up her life for her children.

You sound like a person that reacts very quickly without thinking through the more logical approach.

And to answer the question, it mirrors what has already been posted: walk out, call an attorney.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27776 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
You thank him for the alimony relief.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36755 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
Cut off the cannoli, shoot the gun.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11173 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
It's go time baby
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11396 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
Take out your iPhone, film it, clean up in the divorce, enjoy single life
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

thought it was rape and was in defense


Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28626 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:43 pm to
Shoot them both. Eot
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6162 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:43 pm to
BBC or WAC...(white avg cock)?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42303 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:47 pm to
No I’m just someone who completely and utterly despised betrayal in marriage and holds grudges. There is no excuse. If you don’t want to be with someone, get a divorce, split up, don’t cheat.

You’re right, dragging the kids into it is terrible, but it would take every fiber in my being to have to go bring them to her during her custody time.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42151 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

A real alpha would rape him. He’s got his pants off right?

Some of your best work.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3068 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:50 pm to
Jokes on him. Enjoy the herp, sucka!
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30264 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:50 pm to
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Do you fight him, shoot him, start crying or shut the door and pretend you did not see them


Been listening to Warrant lately?
I Saw Red
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:51 pm to
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If it was consensual, then you've got her for admitted adultry in court.


Congrats. You "win" the divorce and get a free trip to prison.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26069 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:53 pm to
"Damn, baby, I was coming home to tell you I just found today I'm HIV positive but I guess it doesn't matter at this point."
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